Up My Own Ass

If you were asked what the one thing wrong with World of Warcraft was, you would say: “It has no nudity in it!”, even though you are a pervert, you’d be right.

Unfortunately for us, Blizzard has ignored my emails, phone calls and packages full of example renders and mockups, every Wednesday, since launch, requesting that they add nudity to World of Warcraft.

Fortunately for me, a humanitarian/adventurer, and you, a depraved pervert, FunCom has finally released their Age of Conan MMORPG to rave reviews… rave boobs reviews:

Awesome? Check

Boobs? Check

Blood? Check

I applaud FunCom for having the courage, skill and common-sense to include topless women in their game. Science has long taught us that boobs are really the only reason males play just about any game… they motivate us, comfort us and help us see the difference between right and wrong. They are the life-givers.

List me off any game that had boobs in it, and I’ll show you an unplayable mess if you take that same game and remove the boobology from it. It’s proven gaming science that once you remove that carrot, the attention span of the male gamers playing turns from fun and enjoyment to suicide.

So next time you want think about boycotting nudity in games, think again… you could be killing someone.