Up My Own Ass

Singer Amy Winehouse was caught sunbathing by paparazzi at a beach house in the Hamptons this weekend. Absent of her signature ratty pubic-hair wig, heavy eyeliner and bright red lipstick, endearing track marks, and incontinence undergarment, fans of the much-troubled songstress have been all abuzz over these revealing photos.

Is that a baby bump we’re seeing?

Looks like somebody might have to say “YES” to rehab, after all. Reports indicate the singer’s PR machine is already in talks with some major chain stores to launch a line of mommy-and-me matching diapers, as well as a lactose-free intravenous baby formula.