Up My Own Ass

Roomba Riding Cat

Thanks to Robert Heron for sending this in. Sometimes your pets just want to help you clean around the house… and sometimes they are super precious… and sometimes they do both at the same time:

eBay That is True to His Name

Well… atleast he wasn’t misleading?

Super Precious Rollie Pollie Kitten Playtime

It’s Friday, you’re tired, and this is the cuttest thing I’ve ever seen… so have a great weekend:

Animals in Bread… Why So Cute?

Thanks to Allison Roberts for sending this one in… very nice taste.

Motivational Poster Monday

Scarlett Johansson Takes us on a Breastacular Adventure

This past Thursday Scarlett Johansson attended… … attended a Michael J. MAMMARY GLANDS Fox foundation benefit for AIDS, ugly children, turkey sandwiches, gardening convention, Parkinson’s disease. Scarlett “Big Red” Giant CHEST PLAYGROUND wore a dress to the event, although for the first half of the night no one noticed. It wasn’t until 11:30 that anyone noticed she [...]

UK Teenager Changes Name to a Giant Mess of Crap

In a move that I can only assume was done to try and compete with me on a direct level of awesome, UK teenager George Garratt has legally changed his name to: Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined. Yep… that whole thing is his name, people just call [...]

LOL at McCain - Pre-Presidential LOLs for You

LOL@McCain has put together some of the better LOL-cat-style mockups of shots from the debates online… and I enjoyed a good portion of them (not because of a preference for or against McCain, just cause they were pretty damn funny). Actually a lot of the best ones were about Palin, here’s a sampling, but be sure [...]

Family Guy - Baby Not on Board

I don’t normally pimp shows or even particular episodes of shows… but this particular episode of Family Guy (from Sunday, November 2nd, 2008) is just awesome. You should watch it: Update #1: If you are like me and really liked that song in the background while Peter is defending himself to Louis in the train station [...]

Kate Moss is Ugly… Anyone Can Be Beautiful

Break it Down Blog did a piece early this year called “There Are No Ugly Women” and then pointed at 9 before-and-after shots of contestants from the show The Swan. The results are incredible. Every woman that started off as “unhelp-able” in my limited capacity to judge this type of stuff, ended up looking at least “beautiful” [...]

Motivational Poster Monday

It’s Monday again, and in the spirit of Motivational Posters, we are here to help you out:

John McCain Run up to the Whitehouse Having a Hard Time

John McCain Accidentally Left on the Campaign Bus Overnight Cindy McCain Claims She’s “Just Like Any Other Female Human” Thanks goes to Preston Lee for sending these in.

Hamster on a Piano (Eating Popcorn)

Every once in a while there is a YouTube video that surfaces capable of blinding you with pure cute… most of the time it’s cats slowly falling asleep, but this time it’s a little hampster… on a piano: Thanks to Robert Heron for sending this in.

The Day the Earth Stood Still Looks… Interesting

This is an extended 5-min trailer for the upcoming The Day the Earth Stood Still movie. The thing that interests me the most about these world-catastrophy type movies is either what happens to us, or how we get out of it. Movies like Independence Day solve that problem by throwing layers of absolute retardation ontop of [...]

Gran Torino: Clint Eastwood is a Freaking Badass

I don’t care if you aren’t Clint Eastwood fans, I am making you Eastwood fans because he’s a badass. It’s not that he acts like one… he just is. He can’t help it, it’s in his blood. It’s like asking Stallone in the most recent Rambo to pet a putty and kiss a kitten… he [...]

Bush’s 3rd Term

Grant Gochnauer just dropped this in our inbox… awesome photoshop job: