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Sleepy Kitty Kneading Before Snuggles

Saturday, February 20, 2010

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I couldn’t think of a proper title for this… Jesus Christ it’s cute… maybe too cute. I love the fact that video cameras are so prevalent so we can capture stuff like this and stick it on YouTube.

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Epic Beard Man Explains What Happened on the Bus

Saturday, February 20, 2010

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We previously blogged about “Epic Beard Man“, the 60-some-year-old man that beat down a teenager who suckered him on the bus. Re-watching the video you get this sense that EBM is some American Hero who was just trying to get home to feed his cat and take care of some homeless kids, but it look [...]

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Epic Beard Man and the Bus Beat Down

Thursday, February 18, 2010

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Life doesn’t always play out this way; some young whipper snapper getting beat down on a bus by an old dude with an epic beard, but sometimes it does and we are so happy when someone has a cell phone to capture it all for us:

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Sharky, The Pitbull, Has a Bunny (Diabetes Sweetness Warning)

Saturday, February 6, 2010

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For a while now we’ve known certain things about cats, dogs and bunnies. For one, cats can “has bunnies“. It was only today that I ran across texasgirly1979’s videos on YouTube in which her sweet-as-can-be pitbull, Sharky, has all sorts of friends.
First there are pre-bedtime kisses:
which somehow led to the bunny sleepy on Sharky’s head:
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Lifting Weights and Getting Shredded… Beef

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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I know it’s suppose to be funny, but the meat-arms look real enough like musculature that it makes me sick to my stomach. Enjoy!

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Secret Music Hidden Within the da Vinci’s ‘The Last Supper’

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

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Thanks to Marc Chung for sending over a link to a great Cracked article on hidden easter eggs (secrets) in real-life art.
One of the easter eggs is supposedly the “hidden musical notes” inside of Lenoardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” piece. The claim is that if you overlay a standard 5-bar musical notation graph across the painting, [...]

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Inappropriate Comes in All Shapes and Sizes

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

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When you think of pervert I imagine you almost always picture a guy like the one in the above picture (note the two arrows and what they are pointing at) — some middle-aged guy with a mustache that looks like a creep. Unfortunately it looks like perverts come in all shapes and sizes as evidenced by [...]

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Dating 101 – Bedroom Acrobatics

Saturday, January 23, 2010

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Did you actually know you could do this?

I did not know this could be done, although I’ve been obsessed for years with doing something similar to this — using a partner like a chair while they use YOU like a chair.
You have to face each other, and then start to sit down, with your left [...]

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Fuck You, Guy…

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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You know what… you Walmart loving hobo… fuck you… just fuck you (click to enlarge):

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Funny Hidden Animal Pics

Sunday, January 17, 2010

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How Guys Really Visualize Airplane Safety

Friday, January 15, 2010

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Caught this on College Humor and got a huge kick out of it, how guys really visualize airplane safety procedures in their heads when they are day-dreaming… and it’s just about right:

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NBC, Conan, Leno Fiasco is all a Hoax

Friday, January 15, 2010

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and declare the entire NBC/Conan/Leno fight a hoax engineered to save The Tonight Show and build a new fan-base that is loyal.
What Has Happened?
Deadline Hollywood has an excellent real-time writeup of what is happening with the fight yesterday through today and it was reading through the [...]

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