Up My Own Ass

Every wondered what the secret to loosing baby-fat was after a pregnancy? Well here it is:

$22,000/mo on professionals helping you

I don’t want to hear any bitching and whining, I’ve given you the solution now you just have to have the commitment and will-power to implement it!

It seems this is what Britney Spears is spending a month to get back in shape after the non-stop “pregnancy rumors” years after she had her kids because of her inability to stop being an undereducated redneck (that translates to “she eats a lot for a chick”) — note the picture on the left… is that attractive or what? A hot, female pop star that was the sexual target of every male alive sporting the gut, walking around the beach.

Hot

In addition to personal trainers it looks like $22k/mo also gets you personal chefs, dance choreographers and nutritionists all professional vested in getting you back into shape.

Is that all it takes to get in shape these days? 5 professionals working full time to make you stop being fat… I had no idea, why aren’t more people skinny?

I’m fortune enough to be born with a goddamn six-pack made out of chiseled rock and long flowing locks of hair made from pure sunlight, but I can totally relate to what you are going through.

Thanks Mail Online!