Up My Own Ass

Spam is usually an annoyance, but sometimes the language is either so extreme (old Spermmax ads anyone?) or so broken that it’s just hilarious. I got an email today that was the latter:

Dearest One,

I am so sorry if I may interrupt or violate your policy in any way,I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will. I am Nkeiru Tata 21years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.Richards Tata. My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory Coast during his days My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my father took me so special.

So awesome… just so awesome.