Up My Own Ass

Tiger Woods Apologized. Can We Be Done Now?

Not that I think there was any requirement for an apology.  It’s none of my business.  It’s none of ANYONE’S business.  He cheated on his wife and got caught, but why is that national news?  This man makes his living by chasing a ball with a stick.
Who the hell do we think we are that [...]

NBC, Conan, Leno Fiasco is all a Hoax

I’m going to go out on a limb here and declare the entire NBC/Conan/Leno fight a hoax engineered to save The Tonight Show and build a new fan-base that is loyal.
What Has Happened?
Deadline Hollywood has an excellent real-time writeup of what is happening with the fight yesterday through today and it was reading through the [...]

Leno Help with Fucking Conan Over

We’ve blogged previously over the entire Conan/Leno/NBC/The Tonight Show scandal that has been going on for the last month, but it looks like things are coming to a close.
To sum it all up, it looks like Jay Leno helped to engineer the hostile-re-takeover of The Tonight Show to get it back from Conan, who is [...]

Patrick’s 20 Favorite Albums of the Decade

Alright, so by popular demand (read: one person asked off-handedly) I have put down my list of favorite albums of the past decade. I am very careful on these lists to say favorite because I am not claiming this or that is the best.  Music is so deeply personal I would never presume to declare [...]

Jay Leno Not Doing Any Favors for Conan O’Brien

Update #1: Jay Leno might be such a bad guy after all — rumors are spinning around the webz that Leno might leave NBC all together after the way they have treated The Tonight Show situation and Conan, effectively shoving him out of a job by indirectly using Leno. Interesting!
Update #2: Gawker has an excellent [...]

Lindsay Lohan in 3 Years – Hot to Haggard

Ran across this on Digg and my god, cocaine and alcoholism have not been kind to Lindsay Lohan. We’ve gone from “cut/hot girl next door” from her Herbie days to wondering who’s mom “that old hag” is… ugggg
It’s sort of unfair… starting out in Hollywood, no one spells out for you that non-stop trips down [...]

More Proof Women Like Assholes or Edward Cullen Is a Douche

Before we get to this I have to issue a disclaimer/warning. The following article will feature spoilers of major plot points in the Twilight Series and will do so with a level of contempt previously unheard of outside of the average review for a Michael Bay film. If you don’t want to have things [...]

Bill O’Reilly is Smart Like a Sack of Wombats

This is why I love stupid people + the wisdom of crowds concepts on the internet:

Celebrities Year Book Photos Compared to Today

11points had a piece up showing 11 comparisons of celebrities from their high school year books and current date public images.
About half of the year book photos resemble the celebrity that we know, love and hate today:

While others were just down-right surprising:

Not too shabby Seacrest… not too shabby at all.
Anyway thought some of you might [...]

Pirates Aren’t Just On the Water or Why Livenation is Now Dead to Me

A week ago I went to the NIN/JA tour, a farewell tour for Nine Inch Nails and a reunion tour for Jane’s Addiction. As I sit and reflect on just how good the show was, and it was great, I am still, a week later, having to lean to one side due to the enormous [...]

Miss Moral Majority Nude Photos

You know, this could have been a perfect example of instant karma.
For those who don’t particularly give a shit, this is Miss California – Carrie Prejean – who recently found 15 seconds of notoriety by declaring herself a staunch homophobe at the Miss USA pageant.  She made it to the top 5, and was answering [...]

Smile!

I have this thing about teeth.  It’s one of the first things I notice about people when I meet them, and I brush my own teeth with a rabid sort of OCD that makes the bristles of my toothbrush part like the red sea and lay flat against the plastic.  Suffice it to say, I [...]