Thanks to Robert Heron for sending this in. Sometimes your pets just want to help you clean around the house… and sometimes they are super precious… and sometimes they do both at the same time:

It’s Friday, you’re tired, and this is the cuttest thing I’ve ever seen… so have a great weekend:

Thanks to Allison Roberts for sending this one in… very nice taste.

Every once in a while there is a YouTube video that surfaces capable of blinding you with pure cute… most of the time it’s cats slowly falling asleep, but this time it’s a little hampster… on a piano:

Thanks to Robert Heron for sending this in.

If you’re going to be that amazing, your sidekick has to be too.

Is this working hard or hardly working?

Working hard of course! Who else was going to take all the naps?!

We know you had a long week… that’s why we are here to make it seem shorter… or if you hate us, it will seem longer, but no one hates adorable animal pictures, so here you go:

Michelito Lagravere is the coolest 10-year-old ever. Even cooler than Drew Barrymore at that age. For as adorable as little Drew must have been with booze on her breath and cocaine on her nose, young Michelito is at least twice as cute when fighting bulls. Yes, this Mozart-like child prodigy is causing quite a ruckus among animal apologists in France. It’s bad enough what we humans have been doing to these creatures, say the oh-suddenly-we-have-a-heart-and-a-soul French, but to endanger a child at the same time, that’s like bathing twice in the same week!

As for the great sport of bullfighting, it’s a winless debate, like abortion or midget tossing. There are no real answers regarding whether it’s right or wrong. Only God can truly say. Quite frankly, I think that if God didn’t want us fighting off these animals, He wouldn’t have made them so feisty when you wave a red rag at them. Maybe when these bulls stop terrorizing people in Pamplona every year, we’ll stop trying to fight them. And with the Almighty unwillingly to give us a verdict, I turn to the next best thing: Ernest Hemingway. And if the PETA types are saying Papa Hemingway was wrong about bullfighting, then they will have me to tangle with.

Regarding the little torero himself, apparently some people aren’t aware that Michelito is now 60-0 against these bulls. He’s murdered 60 of these things! Are their 10-year-olds anywhere near that good at football or soccer, sports that, by the way, are every bit as dangerous? Have they ever placed their fragile children on top of a horse?

Sure the young Lagravere has been trampled a few times, but who hasn’t? Not to worry. The young man’s father is a French bullfighter, and, if it’s in the boy’s blood, who are we to take that away? What if someone had taken the golf club out of young Tiger Woods’ hands? Or tried to keep Baby Jessica away from the well? It wouldn’t have been right.

So these sneaky French are now trying to keep the boy from competing by saying that the French labor code bars children under 16 from “jobs that endanger their lives, health or morality.” Well, good. Donate the money to some frog charity or to restoring Jerry Lewis’ films, or just let ole Dad keep the money.

You can’t tell a child to stop playing video games and get some exercise, then turn around and say, no, you can’t be fighting those nasty bulls either. Let Michelito Lagravere fight!

Sometimes you just have to combat things like this, with things like this:

It’s the weekend… it’s time for funny animal pictures:

This has to carry you through the weekend, so I had to bide my time, pick exactly the right pictures… it takes patience… if I pick the wrong picture you might not make it through the weekend without visiting your favorite cute sites.

There is a lot riding on this…

We’ve all seen the “adorable kitten falling asleep” videos, but what happens when those cats grow up… but are still just as sleepy as they used to be?

Thanks Chris Hunkele!

There was a 2-car pileup on the Jefferson Expressway early this morning, police report. Apparently the two drivers were getting off of long shifts at the factory and were unable to stay awake at the wheel.

When paramedics found the two drivers they both seemed to be “sleeping peacefully” with no obvious injuries. Upon further investigation it seems the driver of the 18-wheeler, identified as Ima Orange, has had a driving record littered with previous driving infractions as proven by this picture taken by a passer-by the previous year on their cellphone:

It seems Ima has a history of risky behavior and police took him into custody.

After being held at the police station for 4hrs, for questioning, Ima was picked up by his wife, who shares a similar record of risky driving, pictured below:

With the growing concerns over sleepy drivers causing problems we encourage you to try and stay safe out there… and have a Happy Memorial Day!

Ok… in order to combat the disgusting scar tattooing that I subjected you to, here are some adorable cat pictures, have fun:

Well you voted for more cute, so in addition to posting about mortal injuries, I shall balance that with unbelievably cute videos of cats from the internet.

If you don’t think this is cute, try holding a crucifix and see if it burns your hand:

The internet is pretty cool… Google seems to like it, but ultimately the smartest technologists have come to the realization that it is only here to serve 1 purpose: cat videos.

We have to send thanks to Robert Heron for these adorable videos… you might want to avert your eyes if you can’t handle too much cute straight into your brain.

Cats on Treadmill (always cute, never not cute)

Cat Playing Piano

Alright, here are some Saturday-morning-cutes for you:

To combat some of the scary and horrifying things flying around here recently, by popular request, something adorable to balance that out. Enjoy:

What’s cuter than a group of kittens playing with a soda box? ME! But I don’t have a picture handy to post of myself… so here’s the kittens (Thanks Laurence Hartje!):

Yea-yea, I know, you’ve seen it already 100x… but if you HAVEN’T seen it yet… it’s definitely up there with some serious cute.