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Epic Beard Man Explains What Happened on the Bus

We previously blogged about “Epic Beard Man“, the 60-some-year-old man that beat down a teenager who suckered him on the bus. Re-watching the video you get this sense that EBM is some American Hero who was just trying to get home to feed his cat and take care of some homeless kids, but it look [...]

Lifting Weights and Getting Shredded… Beef

I know it’s suppose to be funny, but the meat-arms look real enough like musculature that it makes me sick to my stomach. Enjoy!

Dating 101 – Bedroom Acrobatics

Did you actually know you could do this?

I did not know this could be done, although I’ve been obsessed for years with doing something similar to this — using a partner like a chair while they use YOU like a chair.
You have to face each other, and then start to sit down, with your left [...]

How Guys Really Visualize Airplane Safety

Caught this on College Humor and got a huge kick out of it, how guys really visualize airplane safety procedures in their heads when they are day-dreaming… and it’s just about right:

Patrick’s 20 Favorite Albums of the Decade

Alright, so by popular demand (read: one person asked off-handedly) I have put down my list of favorite albums of the past decade. I am very careful on these lists to say favorite because I am not claiming this or that is the best.  Music is so deeply personal I would never presume to declare [...]

FedEx US and France Playing Ping-Pong with Package

Poor bastard keeps updating his FedEx package tracking on the website to find that FedEx is having a hilarious time playing Ping Pong with his package between Tennessee and Paris.

Google Suggest is Fricking Hilarious

No this isn’t a doctored photo, it’s just pure-hilarious. Todd Swarthout pointed this out to me originally posted on Fail Blog and I thought it was crap — after some conclusive testing myself, it is in-fact REAL… and so hilarious.
I’m just picturing someone concerned about their parakeet’s health, hunkered down over their computer trying to [...]

Star Wars: Firing a Laser Gun in Trash Compactor is Bad

It’s brilliant how funny some clever editing can make a scene, check out the laser-gun-fire-in-the-trash-compactor scene from Star Wars all over again, with a little cut here and there:

More Proof Women Like Assholes or Edward Cullen Is a Douche

Before we get to this I have to issue a disclaimer/warning. The following article will feature spoilers of major plot points in the Twilight Series and will do so with a level of contempt previously unheard of outside of the average review for a Michael Bay film. If you don’t want to have things [...]

Even South Park Thinks T.A.P.S. is Full of Shit

It’s no mystery that some of the writers here show no love for T.A.P.S. or the Ghost Hunters show — in fact there are quite a few readers who agree, that’s why I got such a big kick out of last-nights South Park episode.

In true South Park fashion, they rip into Ghost Hunters as “the [...]

If I Get This Back, OK, If Not, I Will Know Why…

I hate spam.  I hate spam so much, that sometimes it makes me cry…mostly because of how much my knuckles sting while I am beating the crap out of the person that sent it.  Okay, fine, that’s never happened, but I have made it pretty clear that I don’t want people to send me some [...]

Friendship Motivational Poster

So I made this motivational poster after a family trip — I posed the picture… and knew I wanted it, but didn’t know what I was going to do with it until I got home and saw it… it had Motivational Poster written all over it