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Tera Patrick to Co-Produce Saints Row 2 (Video Game)
We have always been big supporters of activities that involved boobs either directly or indirectly so when we heard the news that Tera Patrick was signed on to co-produce an already fun-looking Saints Row 2, we got pretty excited… in our pants… but also about the game… but mostly in our pants. While we are also [...]
Continue reading...Game Designers Make Games for My Pants
3. July 2008
Have you ever sat down to play the latest fighter or adventure game, thought it was decent and almost gotten to the point of turning it off until you ran across a character (or characters) in the game that were half-dressed, had giant breasts and suddenly made you want to try and get on your [...]
Continue reading...Age of Conan Hinders Players Ability to… Adventure
12. June 2008
A few weeks ago a new MMORPG that may be the best candidate to rival World of Warcraft came out: Age of Conan. One of the big stinks about Age of Conan is that it’s an M-rated adventure game (fuck yes) featuring nudity and extreme gore (and my goddamn g4ngk1ng the mad l00tz!) As with any project [...]
Continue reading...Sexually Frustrated Young Males on Internet a Thing of the Past
29. May 2008
Well it’s official, the internet being a haven for sexually-frustrated young men that prowl Google Images for pictures of boobs, YouTube for the off-chance that someone snuck a risky video under the radar or prowling Metacafe for the hot-lesbian-make-out videos, has officially ended. Fathers, you no longer have to worry about your daughters posting sexy-dance videos [...]
Continue reading...Age of Conan Helps Motivate Adventurers with Boobs
24. May 2008
If you were asked what the one thing wrong with World of Warcraft was, you would say: “It has no nudity in it!”, even though you are a pervert, you’d be right. Unfortunately for us, Blizzard has ignored my emails, phone calls and packages full of example renders and mockups, every Wednesday, since launch, requesting that [...]
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