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Epic Beard Man and the Bus Beat Down
Life doesn’t always play out this way; some young whipper snapper getting beat down on a bus by an old dude with an epic beard, but sometimes it does and we are so happy when someone has a cell phone to capture it all for us:
Continue reading...Crappy Valentine’s Day!
13. February 2010
Well, tomorrow’s the big day, folks. Quite possibly the lamest, most high-pressure holiday in existance, created for the sole purpose of making people spend huge sums of money on useless crap to prove their love…or, at the very least, make people feel like complete douchebags.
Don’t get me wrong. I am a girl, ergo I like [...]
Secret Music Hidden Within the da Vinci’s ‘The Last Supper’
26. January 2010
Thanks to Marc Chung for sending over a link to a great Cracked article on hidden easter eggs (secrets) in real-life art.
One of the easter eggs is supposedly the “hidden musical notes” inside of Lenoardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” piece. The claim is that if you overlay a standard 5-bar musical notation graph across the painting, [...]
Inappropriate Comes in All Shapes and Sizes
26. January 2010
When you think of pervert I imagine you almost always picture a guy like the one in the above picture (note the two arrows and what they are pointing at) — some middle-aged guy with a mustache that looks like a creep. Unfortunately it looks like perverts come in all shapes and sizes as evidenced by [...]
Continue reading...Fuck You, Guy…
20. January 2010
You know what… you Walmart loving hobo… fuck you… just fuck you (click to enlarge):
Continue reading...How Guys Really Visualize Airplane Safety
15. January 2010
Caught this on College Humor and got a huge kick out of it, how guys really visualize airplane safety procedures in their heads when they are day-dreaming… and it’s just about right:
Continue reading...More Proof Women Like Assholes or Edward Cullen Is a Douche
8. October 2009
Before we get to this I have to issue a disclaimer/warning. The following article will feature spoilers of major plot points in the Twilight Series and will do so with a level of contempt previously unheard of outside of the average review for a Michael Bay film. If you don’t want to have things [...]
Continue reading...Alcohol Related Death: It Isn’t Just For Motor Vehicles Anymore or Guns Don’t Kill People but They Make It Easier
7. October 2009
Old Tucson Studios slogan has long been ’12 Miles and 100 Years From Town’ but as of September 30th, you are only going to have to go to your local bar to transport yourself back to the old west.
Yes that is right, it is now legal to carry concealed firearms in bars in Arizona. And [...]
Booster Shots
28. September 2009
I’ve really just about had my fill of being a “booster parent.”
Ever since my children were young, I swore that I would be the mom that was always at every function, cheering on my children, very much the OPPOSITE of how my parents did me…they didn’t even take pictures at my high school graduation, but [...]
If I Get This Back, OK, If Not, I Will Know Why…
23. September 2009
I hate spam. I hate spam so much, that sometimes it makes me cry…mostly because of how much my knuckles sting while I am beating the crap out of the person that sent it. Okay, fine, that’s never happened, but I have made it pretty clear that I don’t want people to send me some [...]
Continue reading...Bitches is PSYCHO.
11. September 2009
I have decided to write a NOVEL based on REAL LIFE EVENTS. I am calling it BITCHES IS PSYCHO.
In this story, there has been a convergence of two uniquely and aggressively delusional ex-friends of the universally loved and revered main character, who have allowed their wondertwin powers to activate into the shape of a huge, hairy, angry, [...]
I’m With the Band…
19. August 2009
Too bad they aren’t.
I love marching band. I marched with the band as a songleader in high school, and now my son is starting his adventure with the marching band. Call them what you will…band fags, band geeks…but the reality is that they have their own brand of cool, completely unfettered by the inevitable “point [...]
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18. February 2010
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