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Summer of Tears Redoes: Teen Wolf

7. September 2008

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Going into this, I had no idea what it was, but god… I’d really suggest you give it a watch. It looks like Summer of Tears is a group of folks that re-edit and green-screen themselves (pretty damn well) back into some original scenes of classic movies, adding some awesome lines and cut-aways as if [...]

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Tokyo Gore Police is a Family Movie

23. August 2008

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The “Break it Down” Blog introduced us to the upcoming Oscar-winning family movie: Tokyo Gore Police back in April with the first teaser trailer, but it seems that a new trailer and more gooder trailer has come out for the movie, really going into depth and showing how the characters are developed. For film fans out [...]

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Harry Potter Delays His Climax

18. August 2008

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The box-office darlings have made a life-altering, earth-shattering, we’re-sorry-there-will-be-no-second-coming-of-the-messiah-after-all and by-the-way-there-is-no-Santa-Clause crushing announcement that has sent thousands running to petitionspot.com to cry to the producers about how it’s not fair, and how they’re just in it for the money (what is this, Hollywood or something?), and various other “Please Harry put on your clothes and [...]

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No Special Screening for Tropic Thunder

14. August 2008

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Chocolate Thunder, the new Stiller-Black-Downey Jr. vehicle, has been released to rave reviews from most, but not from that one group of characters that all filmmakers target: the special. Of course, all parents tell their children that they’re special, but here I mean “special,” as in “Olympics,” “needs,” and “Stop eating those pennies.” Members of the [...]

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Rob Zombie’s Tyrannosaurus Rex was made By Men, For Men (or Psychopaths)

31. July 2008

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If you can’t handle this shit… get out of the kitchen. Actually, now that I think about it, what are you doing in the kitchen in the first place? Make me a sammich and then go relax with some vacuuming! I might let you sit at my feet while I watch TV later. Saying you are sick [...]

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Punisher: War Zone - Sometimes A Shotgun in the Face is Hilarious

30. July 2008

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What was wrong with the first Punisher? Tom Jane is a badass, there were guns and bad guys and a montage scene in which he built an entire car… what was missing? Gore! You don’t make a movie like Punisher, from a comic founded in mostly punishing people and skip the gore. There was the typical cheese-action-violence, [...]

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The Breastford Wives: Where The Hell is this Neighborhood?!

11. June 2008

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So I was browsing around NetFlix, looking for documentaries on space travel, charity work, parenting and knitting when I ran across The Breastford Wives (a knock off of The Stepford Wives… which was arguably no better). The description of the movie is what caught my attention and made me realize this was practically a documentary on [...]

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Earth Starts Spinning Again - I Saw Indiana Jones 4

26. May 2008

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Ok calm down, just breathe… that’s right, breathe. I went and saw Indiana Jones 4 opening night (I waited to post about it until now just to build suspense because you all hang on my every word) and it was… great. *** SPOILER WARNING *** This post will contain major spoilers, so stop reading if you haven’t [...]

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Top 10 Movie Fights

22. May 2008

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I didn’t plan on posting this, but having seen this movie twice and no one I know actually knowing what the movie was, I always felt that the fight scene in They Live between the two main characters was epic… not epic in the choreography but epic in the sheer lack of it… these fuckers [...]

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Indiana Jones 4… Doesn’t Suck!

22. May 2008

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PSA: So it seems that it’s not George Lucas’s writing that destroyed the Star Wars franchise, but rather his directing. Luckily Spielberg was at the helm with this film and rumors have it that it doesn’t suck… it’s actually pretty damn good. Luckily that won’t stop us from speculating exactly how Lucas could have, and might [...]

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X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer

12. May 2008

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All I can say is Hell Yes. I was one of the (few?) that loved the original X-Files movie… I had to see it 3 times before I even understood what it was about that that means it’s a good movie. I also have an IQ of 44.

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Big Surprise: Speed Racer Fails to… Not Suck

9. May 2008

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Not too surprising, it looks like the Speed Racer remake from the Wachowski Bros (5 years after the last Matrix) sucked donkey balls just as the trailer implied it would. There was all this buzz about the special camera technology that they developed just to shoot this movie and how it was always under lock-and-key, then [...]

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