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Summer of Tears Redoes: Teen Wolf
Going into this, I had no idea what it was, but god… I’d really suggest you give it a watch. It looks like Summer of Tears is a group of folks that re-edit and green-screen themselves (pretty damn well) back into some original scenes of classic movies, adding some awesome lines and cut-aways as if [...]
Continue reading...Tokyo Gore Police is a Family Movie
23. August 2008
The “Break it Down” Blog introduced us to the upcoming Oscar-winning family movie: Tokyo Gore Police back in April with the first teaser trailer, but it seems that a new trailer and more gooder trailer has come out for the movie, really going into depth and showing how the characters are developed. For film fans out [...]
Continue reading...Harry Potter Delays His Climax
18. August 2008
The box-office darlings have made a life-altering, earth-shattering, we’re-sorry-there-will-be-no-second-coming-of-the-messiah-after-all and by-the-way-there-is-no-Santa-Clause crushing announcement that has sent thousands running to petitionspot.com to cry to the producers about how it’s not fair, and how they’re just in it for the money (what is this, Hollywood or something?), and various other “Please Harry put on your clothes and [...]
Continue reading...No Special Screening for Tropic Thunder
14. August 2008
Chocolate Thunder, the new Stiller-Black-Downey Jr. vehicle, has been released to rave reviews from most, but not from that one group of characters that all filmmakers target: the special. Of course, all parents tell their children that they’re special, but here I mean “special,” as in “Olympics,” “needs,” and “Stop eating those pennies.” Members of the [...]
Continue reading...Rob Zombie’s Tyrannosaurus Rex was made By Men, For Men (or Psychopaths)
31. July 2008
If you can’t handle this shit… get out of the kitchen. Actually, now that I think about it, what are you doing in the kitchen in the first place? Make me a sammich and then go relax with some vacuuming! I might let you sit at my feet while I watch TV later. Saying you are sick [...]
Continue reading...Punisher: War Zone - Sometimes A Shotgun in the Face is Hilarious
30. July 2008
What was wrong with the first Punisher? Tom Jane is a badass, there were guns and bad guys and a montage scene in which he built an entire car… what was missing? Gore! You don’t make a movie like Punisher, from a comic founded in mostly punishing people and skip the gore. There was the typical cheese-action-violence, [...]
Continue reading...The Breastford Wives: Where The Hell is this Neighborhood?!
11. June 2008
So I was browsing around NetFlix, looking for documentaries on space travel, charity work, parenting and knitting when I ran across The Breastford Wives (a knock off of The Stepford Wives… which was arguably no better). The description of the movie is what caught my attention and made me realize this was practically a documentary on [...]
Continue reading...Earth Starts Spinning Again - I Saw Indiana Jones 4
26. May 2008
Ok calm down, just breathe… that’s right, breathe. I went and saw Indiana Jones 4 opening night (I waited to post about it until now just to build suspense because you all hang on my every word) and it was… great. *** SPOILER WARNING *** This post will contain major spoilers, so stop reading if you haven’t [...]
Continue reading...Top 10 Movie Fights
22. May 2008
I didn’t plan on posting this, but having seen this movie twice and no one I know actually knowing what the movie was, I always felt that the fight scene in They Live between the two main characters was epic… not epic in the choreography but epic in the sheer lack of it… these fuckers [...]
Continue reading...Indiana Jones 4… Doesn’t Suck!
22. May 2008
PSA: So it seems that it’s not George Lucas’s writing that destroyed the Star Wars franchise, but rather his directing. Luckily Spielberg was at the helm with this film and rumors have it that it doesn’t suck… it’s actually pretty damn good. Luckily that won’t stop us from speculating exactly how Lucas could have, and might [...]
Continue reading...X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer
12. May 2008
All I can say is Hell Yes. I was one of the (few?) that loved the original X-Files movie… I had to see it 3 times before I even understood what it was about that that means it’s a good movie. I also have an IQ of 44.
Continue reading...Big Surprise: Speed Racer Fails to… Not Suck
9. May 2008
Not too surprising, it looks like the Speed Racer remake from the Wachowski Bros (5 years after the last Matrix) sucked donkey balls just as the trailer implied it would. There was all this buzz about the special camera technology that they developed just to shoot this movie and how it was always under lock-and-key, then [...]
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