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How to Remove reycross.com WordPress Malware

15. September 2009

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It seems that a new WordPress malware hijack is making the rounds and we got hit. Google just issued me a “this site contains malware” warning for my sites, after some quick investigation it looks like the hijack has attached a malicious <iframe> block to the end of every HTML and PHP page in the [...]

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T.A.P.S… Still Full of CRAP.

2. September 2009

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Yep.  This is just what all ghost hunters do.  Except that REAL ghost hunters usually can’t afford a hot tub…
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I wrote my first post about Ghost Hunters.  Since I am STILL getting comments ranging from, “All ghost hunters are stupid” all the way to “Jay and Grant [...]

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Sickest Video Ever – Giant Cyst on Back is Endless

26. August 2009

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This is easily the sickest video I’ve ever seen… this guy has this innocuous looking zit/cyst on his back that his friend lances with a razor and then proceeds to drain… it looks like it might maybe have 1 good push of puss in there, but what happens and what ends up coming out of [...]

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Helter Skelter: An Inside Job?

6. August 2009

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Forty rockin’ years after the infamous Tate/LaBianca murders, world-renown Manson Family historian Doug Stanhope claims that the killing spree known as Helter Skelter was in fact an inside job.
And, while Stanhope might have mentioned this in passing via a MySpace status nearly a year ago, as the anniversary of the murders looms UMOA is pointing [...]

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Honey, Can We Get a Pet?

21. April 2009

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I was out browsing the local pet store the other day and while the flipping ferrets and rascally rodents were cute, I have to say it was the African Rock Python that really stole my heart. I bought it and brought it home to play with the kids and my puppy and while they played [...]

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A Sucking in Connecticut

10. April 2009

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Now y’all had to know I would go see this.  I plan on spoiling the everloving HELL right out of it, so if you plan on seeing it, just stop reading now.
****** Seriously, I am holding nothing back.  You have been warned. ******
Okay, so, I am fairly certain that most of you have seen the [...]

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Dear Science – Stop it…

8. April 2009

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See scientists, this is why nobody likes you. It’s not that you’re too smart for us, it’s because you make things like this:
Thanks goes out to Marc Chung for atleast getting us introduced to the bringers of end-times.
With Terminator Salvation release looming this Summer and these spider-robots being produced, I really have to wonder if [...]

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Burnin’ Up for Your Love or My Trip to the Free Clinic

18. March 2009

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There was a time in this country when all you needed to constitute safe sex was a vasectomy and a 5th of vodka. Sure, there were STDS, but a quick dose of penicillin would sort you right out and you could get back to distribute your man juice like some kind of sexual Johnny Appleseed. [...]

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The World’s Largest Breasts

30. January 2009

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Sheyla Hershey has been declared as the woman with the world’s biggest breasts. Hershey wasn’t born with these breasts, but rather got them as the result of 9 operations… the 9th one she wasn’t able to get done in the US because US doctors refused to do more work on her, for fear that her [...]

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Hey! Does This Look Infected to You?

25. January 2009

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There.  Now that I have your attention…
We are trying to write this damn book about ghosts in Phoenix.  Now, I say “damn book” because every single place we try to contact refuses to participate because, evidently, writing about the paranormal is akin to having leprosy.
Even though we have one really successful book under our belt, [...]

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From the Brilliant Parenting Files…File #4

11. January 2009

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I love reading how cracked out parents can be. I dunno, I mean call me old fashioned but I’ve just always associated the idea of “Parent” as synonymous with those silly things like “responsible”, “upstanding”, “role model”. Even “intelligent”. But with every new day, a new file is dropped on my desk in this series [...]

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This is Why We Listen to House

24. December 2008

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He’s not really a doctor, he just plays one on TV… or so I THOUGHT! But Dr. House is my new doctor.
They said you can get worms in your brain on the last episode I watched, just from eating undercooked bad pork. I thought it was artistic shitty same-plotline-every-episode shenanigans to keep things interesting, but [...]

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