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Shitting Up Your Own Back has Never Been So Fun

5. June 2008

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If you like water slides and also like shitting on yourself you are going to get a kick out of Germany’s new Shitstorm Diarrhea Fountain (loose translation… my German is rusty) water slide. The slide starts off with a free-fall drop as a trap door breaks out from under your feet, giving you the perfect opportunity [...]

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Video of Guy Going Crazy at Work

5. June 2008

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Below is a video of a guy going crazy at work and flipping out. He decides to destroy the office more than attack his co-workers which is fortunate and eventually gets tazered thankfully: Believe it or not, this is actually almost identical to the time I was at work and Krispy Kreme announced that they were [...]

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Modular Robot that is Less Likely to Stop Killing

28. May 2008

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Oh goody. Looks like some Pennsylvania researchers have developed a robot that when dismantled (kicked apart in this case) will recognize it’s missing pieces and re-assemble itself. It makes me happy to know that scientists, even though they all watched Terminator and thought “Wow THAT sucks” are still working to solve that problem. Remember in Terminator, when [...]

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Low Self Esteem? Tongue ring? Try a Scar Tattoo!

17. May 2008

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Do you like tattoos, and not just lower-back tattoos on women? The one on the left looks pretty cool doesn’t it? I think the bamboo signifies freedom, spiritual awareness and understanding. I also like the nice touch of the classic ink on the arm, it says: I like to be different, but I also like to [...]

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God Punishes Republicans for Bush… with Ants

15. May 2008

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It seems that Texas is having a problem because of their infidel beliefs and rampant republican population… God has sent them a plague. This plague is in the form of ultra-small, fuzzy and “crazy” ants. The crazy part comes from their complete lack of coordination and team effort; they more or less run around “crazy” and [...]

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1 Fish, 2 Fish, 3 Fish, Satan-Fish

1. May 2008

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When you think of swimming in the Congo, what do you imagine it to be like? I picture it a lot like the movie Piranha. Muddy water, tropical forest growing god-only-knows what kind of creatures in it and that is the one day you decide to go skinny dipping with a friend. Why not… she’s [...]

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Giant African Land Snail

28. April 2008

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About.com has a little gallery of Scary Exotic Pet Pictures, and while I didn’t really find most of them too scary… this one was a shocker. This giant shelled bringer of disease and doom is a Giant African Land Snail, and it would probably kill you for no other reason than it was bored, and you [...]

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Psycho Killer Raccoons Terrorize Olympia, Washington

27. April 2008

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I already hate raccoons after an incident when I was younger and some got into our yard and just started systematically dropping our turtles off the roof, killing them, then tearing them open and eating them. Naturally while shooting them with a pellet gun, they sort of sauntered around the roof until they decided to leave, [...]

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