Up My Own Ass

NBC, Conan, Leno Fiasco is all a Hoax

I’m going to go out on a limb here and declare the entire NBC/Conan/Leno fight a hoax engineered to save The Tonight Show and build a new fan-base that is loyal.
What Has Happened?
Deadline Hollywood has an excellent real-time writeup of what is happening with the fight yesterday through today and it was reading through the [...]

Leno Help with Fucking Conan Over

We’ve blogged previously over the entire Conan/Leno/NBC/The Tonight Show scandal that has been going on for the last month, but it looks like things are coming to a close.
To sum it all up, it looks like Jay Leno helped to engineer the hostile-re-takeover of The Tonight Show to get it back from Conan, who is [...]

Jay Leno Not Doing Any Favors for Conan O’Brien

Update #1: Jay Leno might be such a bad guy after all — rumors are spinning around the webz that Leno might leave NBC all together after the way they have treated The Tonight Show situation and Conan, effectively shoving him out of a job by indirectly using Leno. Interesting!
Update #2: Gawker has an excellent [...]

Even South Park Thinks T.A.P.S. is Full of Shit

It’s no mystery that some of the writers here show no love for T.A.P.S. or the Ghost Hunters show — in fact there are quite a few readers who agree, that’s why I got such a big kick out of last-nights South Park episode.

In true South Park fashion, they rip into Ghost Hunters as “the [...]

T.A.P.S… Still Full of CRAP.

Yep.  This is just what all ghost hunters do.  Except that REAL ghost hunters usually can’t afford a hot tub…
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I wrote my first post about Ghost Hunters.  Since I am STILL getting comments ranging from, “All ghost hunters are stupid” all the way to “Jay and Grant [...]

Bill O’Reilly is Smart Like a Sack of Wombats

This is why I love stupid people + the wisdom of crowds concepts on the internet:

Extreme Makeover: Don’t Piss On My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining Edition

As you may or may not recall, I posted a rant on this site – which is no longer available – regarding this particular episode of Extreme Makeover.  Specifically, I wondered, quite astutely, how anyone really could allow their family to live like this.  After 6 months of this post floating adrift in a vast cybersea, [...]

Oprah’s Being a Vajayjay (Contains Graphic Image, Not of Oprah)

Honestly, Oprah…what gives?  I set my TiVo to record Monday’s episode dedicated to the 10th anniversary of the Columbine shootings and, instead, I watch some prison bitch board an Amtrak train?
Evidently, the show focused too much on “killing,” so people didn’t want to see it.  What?  Killing?  We aren’t talking about Columbine: the Musical?  No [...]

A Look Back at Celebrity Involvement at WrestleMania

When March Madness is over and the baseball season is only begining, that is the time for the major sports event of the year. I think you know which event I’m talking about.

WrestleMania is now a quarter of a century old as WrestleMania XXV is upon us. This is when wrestling fans say – So [...]

Idol Hands are the Devil’s Playthings…

Or maybe he’s just been listening to this year’s finalists on Americal Idol…certainly, he must be in charge of song choice, if nothing else.
I was thinking about what I could say about my addiction to American Idol.  Should I talk about how I look forward to the annual January audition shows as though it was [...]

The Biggest Stand-up Comic in History

The premiere of a new season of one of television’s many dead horses is once again upon us. Greats like Joan Rivers, Dennis Rodman and Tom Green are starring in Celebrity Apprentice 2. Electric Boogaloo. (Sorry. I always have to throw that in with sequels.)
My eyes, like the peepers of many, will be on one [...]

With This Vulgar Display of Gilded Crap, I Thee Wed…

This wedding dress looks like the floor of my hallway on laundry day.  Nothing like exchanging vows with your beloved looking like a prostitute wrapped in a comforter.
My latest guilty reality TV pleasure is Platinum Weddings.  With each episode, obscenely wealthy couples spend the national debt to plan their wedding as if to say, “Our [...]