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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a… Manny…
ABC’s jolly little network of ‘What the hell do I do with these kids’ shows, Super Nanny, Wife Swap and Go Outside and Cut Me a Switch, has a new baby brother. It’s a show cleverly titled Super Manny and features a bald, hulky gentleman who, rather than molest or best the shit out of [...]
Continue reading...Please Don’t Litter!!!!
11. November 2008
Honestly, I blame the McCaugheys. You remember… Kenny and Bobbi McCaughey and their septuplets. Fucking SEPTUPLETS. The drill is always the same. “We couldn’t have babies, so we prayed about it and God blessed us with all these wonderful babies and promised to take care of all of us!!!” My question is this: Why weren’t you listening [...]
Continue reading...Family Guy - Baby Not on Board
3. November 2008
I don’t normally pimp shows or even particular episodes of shows… but this particular episode of Family Guy (from Sunday, November 2nd, 2008) is just awesome. You should watch it: Update #1: If you are like me and really liked that song in the background while Peter is defending himself to Louis in the train station [...]
Continue reading...Dwight, from The Office, Undergoes Serious Nerd-Torture
12. October 2008
If you missed Thursday’s episode of The Office, one of the funnier parallel story elements was Jim using a stopwatch to time Dwight every time he did anything deemed ‘personal’ in the office; like yawn, talk to anyone in the office about non-work-related topics, etc. Jim then sets up behind Dwight and proceeds to mis-explain Battlestar [...]
Continue reading...‘Fringe’ Benefits
20. September 2008
For the last few years (and I don’t think I am alone here) the programs on network television have been absolute shite. Okay, calm down… I know there is some loser out there who is screaming bloody murder because they live and die by Grey’s Anatomy or Big Brother. Speaking of reality shows, I watch television to escape from reality, not to watch some schmucks concept [...]
Continue reading...Fall 2008 TV Preview!
9. September 2008
A brand new television season is upon us. We have the return of Knight Rider. We have Robinson Crusoe. Oh, we have soooo much! So let’s take a look at what new programs the networks are vomiting onto the viewing audience this year. Crusoe Everything you wanted to know about the man himself. Many questions are presented [...]
Continue reading...Maury Povich Guest Angel, 9th Grader Out of Control
30. August 2008
If you were around when the Jerry Springer craze dropped in the mid-90s and are familiar with trash televisions, then you have probably seen one of the Maury Povich episodes where he would have on insanely young girls that have sex, do drugs, swear every other word and usually hate their parents to some insane [...]
Continue reading...Are T.A.P.S. and The Ghost Hunters full of S.H.I.T?
30. August 2008
Yes. Okay, so here’s the deal…I watch pretty much every television show pertaining to the paranormal that comes around the bend, due to my greater than average interest in the field (and my addiction to anything passing itself off as “reality” TV). In fact, I might even go as far as saying that I am an [...]
Continue reading...A View of the Hills
18. August 2008
I have a confession to make. I watch The Hills. I have no good explanation for this, but – it is what it is. I have made a number of observations about the show and its delightful mélange of characters, and I would like to share them now with the whole world: What the fuck is [...]
Continue reading...Who Wants a Clean House?
4. August 2008
I am addicted to this show because watching it always makes me feel better about myself. For those of you who haven’t spent entire days folding laundry without ever taking your eyes off the screen, WWACH features a new family of dysfunctional slobs (residing in the greater Los Angeles area) on each episode. Viewers apply to [...]
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22. November 2008
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