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Summer of Tears Redoes: Teen Wolf

Going into this, I had no idea what it was, but god… I’d really suggest you give it a watch. It looks like Summer of Tears is a group of folks that re-edit and green-screen themselves (pretty damn well) back into some original scenes of classic movies, adding some awesome lines and cut-aways as if [...]

Maury Povich Guest Angel, 9th Grader Out of Control

If you were around when the Jerry Springer craze dropped in the mid-90s and are familiar with trash televisions, then you have probably seen one of the Maury Povich episodes where he would have on insanely young girls that have sex, do drugs, swear every other word and usually hate their parents to some insane [...]

Clitter - Turning Your Dumpy Old Pants-Friend into a Rockstar!

Tokyo Gore Police is a Family Movie

The “Break it Down” Blog introduced us to the upcoming Oscar-winning family movie: Tokyo Gore Police back in April with the first teaser trailer, but it seems that a new trailer and more gooder trailer has come out for the movie, really going into depth and showing how the characters are developed. For film fans out [...]

Who Says Enforcing the Law Cannot Be a Fun Job?

Just kicking back and relaxing in a Tokyo wave pool…

Imagine lifeguarding for this pool!?

Punisher: War Zone - Sometimes A Shotgun in the Face is Hilarious

What was wrong with the first Punisher? Tom Jane is a badass, there were guns and bad guys and a montage scene in which he built an entire car… what was missing? Gore! You don’t make a movie like Punisher, from a comic founded in mostly punishing people and skip the gore. There was the typical cheese-action-violence, [...]

Just Chilling, Riding Your Bike, Talking on the Phone

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Larry David Wants to Cure Cancer… Cause They Get Too Much Attention

As a bald but insanely handsome, tall, muscular and intelligent man… I echo these sentiments, but I don’t have $300 million from Seinfeld syndication like David does…

My Face Vomits When I’m Unhappy… Ugly Celebrity Sex Tapes

So a “sex tape” of Verne Troyer (Mini-me) and his girlfriend Ranae Shrider got leaked to the internet… because for some reason, recording a sex-tape immediately gives the people that are involved, the inability to hold onto anything private and immediately share it with the world. Why is that? That’s like having a friend that you [...]

Porn Star Mary Carey Suffers from Pig-Whore Disease

For the adult-film fans out there you may be crushed to know this but scientists have reported that Mary Carey, the fat pornstar that farts all the time, has been diagnosed with “Pig-Whore” disease. While family and friends have issued a press-statement saying: Mary has always been a fighter and will pull through this. She’s never been [...]

Hogan’s Crash Victim, John Graziano, Missing Half of Head

Holy fucking shit… it’s been kept out of the media for the most part, but it was said that when Hulk Hogan’s son crashed his car and put his friend, John Graziano, in a coma that he had a “hole in his head” from the accident. Later, Hulk was quoted as saying that God put [...]

I’m Voting Republican

Getting ready to vote come November? Be sure to vote Republican, Bush was awesome!

Jon Lajoie: Show Me Your Genitals

Every once in a while I’ll come across a video that describes what’s truly in my heart… the songs that my hearts sings ontop of birds. Jon has done just that with his rap video “Show Me Your Genitals” and I think him for that… I can’t stop trying to write this down now <throws [...]

Shitting Up Your Own Back has Never Been So Fun

If you like water slides and also like shitting on yourself you are going to get a kick out of Germany’s new Shitstorm Diarrhea Fountain (loose translation… my German is rusty) water slide. The slide starts off with a free-fall drop as a trap door breaks out from under your feet, giving you the perfect opportunity [...]

Video of Guy Going Crazy at Work

Below is a video of a guy going crazy at work and flipping out. He decides to destroy the office more than attack his co-workers which is fortunate and eventually gets tazered thankfully: Believe it or not, this is actually almost identical to the time I was at work and Krispy Kreme announced that they were [...]