Chinese Engineers Excel at Crash Tests

Wed, May 28, 2008 (Funny, Video)

You ever watch those crash-test videos online for BMW, Toyota, Acura and other manufacturers and think “Wow, that handled that crash pretty well… I think I’d feel safe in that car”.

How about a crash-test that you get done watching and think “I am pretty sure there is no way anyone could possibly survive a crash in that vehicle.”

Enter the Chinese Life-Ender

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a vehicle so deadly that simply eyeballing it sideways can cause a ruptured disk. While the results of this crash-test destroyed hopes of the manufacturers ever exporting the vehicle, I have a sinking sensation in my stomach that they were more than happy to manufacturer and sell this truck to anyone that was willing to buy it… double-w00t-to-capitalism!

I guess the one upside is that if you owned this truck, there is literally no point in buckling up… all that would do is ruin your chances of being thrown out the window before the entire vehicle crushed you.

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