Up My Own Ass

This is not an article about Cameron Diaz.  I just couldn’t really post any of the images that Google was suggesting for the word “chode.”  I decided that since I think Cameron Diaz is the nastiest, skankiest, infection-filled twat in current pop culture, I would use HER image as the tie-in photo, but I digress.

Let’s play musical chodes!

Okay, here’s the object of the game:  to think of as many song titles that have the word “heart” in them as you can, and replace that word with “chode.”  (The word “clunge” is also a permissible substitution)

Here are some examples:

1.  My Chode Will Go On

2.  I’ve Got a Hole In My Chode That Goes All the Way to China

3.  Young Chodes, Run Free

4.  Tearin’ Up My Chode

5.  Harden My Chode

You get the idea.  This game was born of an overnight shift at AOL, back in the DAY.  It may not sound like much, but as of this post, you will not be able to get it out of your head, and you will refer to it EVERY TIME you hear a song title or lyric that has the word “heart.”

It is both a blessing and a curse.  Enjoy!