Comments on: Competency. Try it. http://www.upmyownass.com/competency-try-it/ A comedy site that wants you to shit your pants Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:53:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Oh, I’m Thankful | Up My Own Ass http://www.upmyownass.com/competency-try-it/comment-page-1/#comment-801 Oh, I’m Thankful | Up My Own Ass Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:39:20 +0000 http://www.upmyownass.com/?p=1430#comment-801 [...] Idiots: Thank you for the two thirds of the earth’s population who would rather light a fart or [...] [...] Idiots: Thank you for the two thirds of the earth’s population who would rather light a fart or [...]

]]> By: goat http://www.upmyownass.com/competency-try-it/comment-page-1/#comment-788 goat Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:33:30 +0000 http://www.upmyownass.com/?p=1430#comment-788 its that or they do not want to give you a phone number so that you might contact them if something is wrong with an order. then they get a letter and call up upset because their order was delayed due to the fact we couldn't contact them immediately... yes stupid trumps everything its that or they do not want to give you a phone number so that you might contact them if something is wrong with an order. then they get a letter and call up upset because their order was delayed due to the fact we couldn’t contact them immediately… yes stupid trumps everything

]]> By: Editor http://www.upmyownass.com/competency-try-it/comment-page-1/#comment-780 Editor Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:45:25 +0000 http://www.upmyownass.com/?p=1430#comment-780 goat, isn't that awesome? You don't put the text on the receipt, they want it on there. You put it on there, they want a letter. You send them a letter, they want a phone call. You call them on the phone, and they want you to take them out to lunch to explain it to them over a nice lobster bisque. You can't compete with stupid... stupid trumps <em>everything</em>. :( goat, isn’t that awesome? You don’t put the text on the receipt, they want it on there. You put it on there, they want a letter. You send them a letter, they want a phone call. You call them on the phone, and they want you to take them out to lunch to explain it to them over a nice lobster bisque.

You can’t compete with stupid… stupid trumps everything. :(

]]> By: goat http://www.upmyownass.com/competency-try-it/comment-page-1/#comment-774 goat Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:49:21 +0000 http://www.upmyownass.com/?p=1430#comment-774 i had a customer complain that she was unaware of a charge for a return label. when i explained that the charge was in writing right on the label she said, "who the hell is gonna read that? you should send a letter with it". how can you argue with that kind of logic. thanks for you post i had a customer complain that she was unaware of a charge for a return label. when i explained that the charge was in writing right on the label she said, “who the hell is gonna read that? you should send a letter with it”. how can you argue with that kind of logic.
thanks for you post

]]> By: C.J. http://www.upmyownass.com/competency-try-it/comment-page-1/#comment-753 C.J. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:20:42 +0000 http://www.upmyownass.com/?p=1430#comment-753 I had a guy try to sell my company some illuminated exit signs last week. I took a look at his sketches and the T in "EXIT" was upside down ;) Some people's kids I had a guy try to sell my company some illuminated exit signs last week. I took a look at his sketches and the T in “EXIT” was upside down ;)

Some people’s kids

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