Up My Own Ass

Say hello to the latest Internet sensation, boys and girls. It’s the Creepy Gay Kid.

Neither actually a kid, nor gay, though certainly very creepy, afro-sporting wrestling trivia champion “Primetime” Sam Roberts sang “Happy Birthday” to handsome comedian Robert Kelly on The Opie and Anthony Show recently, a la Marilyn Monroe to President Kennedy way back when. The result is a video that has quickly gone from viral to volcanic to become, quite possibly, the new “Leave Britney Alone.” Or not. What do I know?

Be prepared for a follow-up vid in which CGK dances for Mr. Kelly to the Right Said Fred classic “I’m Too Sexy.”

Sick. But not that sick.

In other news, a friend forwarded a photo to me, and it’s a doozy. A la Tub Girl or “Two Girls, One Cup,” you do not want to visit LemonParty.org (NSFW), whether for a solution to gas prices or otherwise.  They are definitely not an organization dedicated to throwing parties focusing on the theme of lemons. If you think you’re going to visit this site and get free coupons for a lemon meringue pie, you will be quite disappointed.

To give you kind of an idea as to what this site offers, if you don’t already know – and why should you, you sick bastard – it was referenced on an episode of NBC’s 30 Rock last year when Dick Lemon, father of Tina Fey’s character Liz Lemon, said, “It wouldn’t be a Lemon party without old Dick.”

No, it certainly wouldn’t.