Up My Own Ass

Did you actually know you could do this?

I did not know this could be done, although I’ve been obsessed for years with doing something similar to this — using a partner like a chair while they use YOU like a chair.

You have to face each other, and then start to sit down, with your left legs in each other’s groins, and then as you moving down into a sitting position, slide your knee farther under the person’s groin — so once you end up in the “sitting” position, you are actually sitting on your partner’s thigh at a 90 degree angle, and THEY are sitting on your thigh… and you use your right leg just to keep balance.

I tried this with a friend and it was more uncomfortable than I predicted, you end up REALLY close to each other’s face. But I suppose it’s a good way to meet people.