Up My Own Ass

I love reading how cracked out parents can be. I dunno, I mean call me old fashioned but I’ve just always associated the idea of “Parent” as synonymous with those silly things like “responsible”, “upstanding”, “role model”. Even “intelligent”. But with every new day, a new file is dropped on my desk in this series and it just leaves me sitting in the corner twiddling my lips with my index finger for a few hours (which is the reason it sometimes takes awhile to actually get these written out).

But really. People are AMAZING! And I mean amazing in that “what the fuck is WRONG with you!?” sort of way.

Check out this gem of a MWLF (Mom Who Likes to Friggin mess around with her teenage daughter’s boyfriends) from Delaware, courtesy of ABC Philadelphia:

CLAYMONT, Del. – December 29, 2008 (WPVI) — Police in Delaware have arrested a woman they say had sex with her teenage daughter’s friend.

38-year-old Juli Faunce, a resident of the unit block of Commonwealth Avenue in the Overlook Colony Apartments, has been charged with four counts of rape in the 3rd degree.

On Sunday December 28, police were called to a home in the Overlook Colony Apartments. When they arrived, officers spoke with Faunce who said a neighborhood teen had allegedly forced her 14-year-old daughter to have sex with him.

Police contacted the boy’s mother who said she had just learned that her son had sex. However, the boy’s mother said her son had sex with Juli Faunce – not her teenage daughter.

Police say Faunce had sex with the boy on at least two occasions in November while he was “staying the night” in her apartment.

Faunce later learned that her daughter had also engaged in a sexual relationship with the boy. She called police Sunday to report the teen had forced himself on her daughter, because they say she was unhappy with the news of her daughter’s new relationship.

Faunce has been arraigned and released on $40,000 bail. She was ordered to have no contact with the victim and also ordered to not have any teenage boys in her home for any period of time.

I have to admit I am still kind of pondering the whole “female rapes male” concept due to obvious biological constraints, but whatever. I’m not sayin it’s not fully possible.

I’m just sayin she gets a definite “Mom you SUCK” nod.

Actually, maybe that’s not appropriate in this case.