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	<title>Comments on: Giant African Land Snail</title>
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		<title>By: Valentine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Valentine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There snails dude...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There snails dude&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Editor</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/giant-african-land-snail/comment-page-1/#comment-112</link>
		<dc:creator>Editor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Backy would you mind sending in a picture of it to contact@upmyownass.com? I&#039;ll add the picture to this story... I think these things are awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Backy would you mind sending in a picture of it to <a href="mailto:contact@upmyownass.com">contact@upmyownass.com</a>? I&#8217;ll add the picture to this story&#8230; I think these things are awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my Giant African Land Snail is two and the size of my hand. He/it is not fully grown and worth around £3.50. The bigger they get the more expensive and my local petshop give away eggs. Buying one for £15 is rediculous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my Giant African Land Snail is two and the size of my hand. He/it is not fully grown and worth around £3.50. The bigger they get the more expensive and my local petshop give away eggs. Buying one for £15 is rediculous.</p>
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		<title>By: Editor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Editor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kayleigh,

Do you buy them as babies or giant monster snails?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kayleigh,</p>
<p>Do you buy them as babies or giant monster snails?</p>
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		<title>By: kayleigh</title>
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		<dc:creator>kayleigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>£15!!!! That is so expensive. do not buy them. I got mine for £2.50 so you are waaay overpriced</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>£15!!!! That is so expensive. do not buy them. I got mine for £2.50 so you are waaay overpriced</p>
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		<title>By: Luke</title>
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		<dc:creator>Luke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i have been breeding African Giant snails and they have laid eggs. i will be selling them for £15 each.

Any takers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i have been breeding African Giant snails and they have laid eggs. i will be selling them for £15 each.</p>
<p>Any takers</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 10:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my god, I would buy salt by the bagful if those were where I lived.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my god, I would buy salt by the bagful if those were where I lived.</p>
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