Up My Own Ass

In the off-chance that having your children ruined your life (or maybe just your body) you could also play the passive-aggressive card and get them a costume that tells the world: “If I forgot him in a cart at Costco, good-riddance”.

My personal favorite was the “Shit Head” costume… it says so much, with so little effort. The lobster outfit can even be construed as “cute”, unless you put the baby in a bot of boiling water just to “really sell the costume”… then that’s just bad taste.

Shame on you for thinking any of these are funny, you make me sick.