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Hogan’s Crash Victim, John Graziano, Missing Half of Head

Fri, Jun 20, 2008    (Rating: 5 stars, Click to rate this article!) Loading ... Loading ...

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Holy fucking shit… it’s been kept out of the media for the most part, but it was said that when Hulk Hogan’s son crashed his car and put his friend, John Graziano, in a coma that he had a “hole in his head” from the accident. Later, Hulk was quoted as saying that God put Graziano in a coma to “make him a better person”.

I get hole… hole is like, something the size of a golf ball that you can pass things in and out of… you put some tape or celophane over it and you are good to go.

Unfortunately, what is going on with Graziano is not a hole in his head, he’s actually missing the top half of his goddamn skull.

More specifically, go look at yourself in the mirror, now remove your entire forhead, between your eyebrows to your hair-line almost all the way across your forehead… yep that’s about it.

So the jail-time that Hulk’s son is serving is… well… compensation for smashing his friend’s face off… hardly an even trade.

WARNING: If you get squeemish with medical things, you might want to pass, but here’s the uncensored video of John on the hospital… I really feel bad for this guy:

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. Bender Says:

    Yowsa!

    I needed that like I need a hole in my head.

    If you listen real close, you can hear the ocean.

    The Doc’ says I’ve got an enormous cavity.

    Is that pocket lint?

    Yessss, I’ll carry your purse again.

    It’ll be alright. You can just wear a Bandana like my Dad.
    Nick Bollea

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