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	<title>Comments on: Hogan&#8217;s Crash Victim, John Graziano, Missing Half of Head</title>
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		<title>By: Lola</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lola</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Part of the skull was removed to decrease the swelling in the brain.Later a steel plate or grafted bone from another area will be used to cover the area.Stop writing about things you have no medical knowledge of. The patient was the adult in the car. Why was a 22 year old Marine hanging around with a 17 yr. old. Why did he not have his seat belt on.Big question that only John can answer. Who are you trying to sway. Let&#039;s be honest both were wrong. But John was the adult.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Part of the skull was removed to decrease the swelling in the brain.Later a steel plate or grafted bone from another area will be used to cover the area.Stop writing about things you have no medical knowledge of. The patient was the adult in the car. Why was a 22 year old Marine hanging around with a 17 yr. old. Why did he not have his seat belt on.Big question that only John can answer. Who are you trying to sway. Let&#8217;s be honest both were wrong. But John was the adult.</p>
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		<title>By: Bender</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yowsa!

I needed that like I need a hole in my head.

If you listen real close, you can hear the ocean.

The Doc&#039; says I&#039;ve got an enormous cavity.

Is that pocket lint?

Yessss, I&#039;ll carry your purse again.

It&#039;ll be alright. You can just wear a Bandana like my Dad.
Nick Bollea</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yowsa!</p>
<p>I needed that like I need a hole in my head.</p>
<p>If you listen real close, you can hear the ocean.</p>
<p>The Doc&#8217; says I&#8217;ve got an enormous cavity.</p>
<p>Is that pocket lint?</p>
<p>Yessss, I&#8217;ll carry your purse again.</p>
<p>It&#8217;ll be alright. You can just wear a Bandana like my Dad.<br />
Nick Bollea</p>
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