Up My Own Ass

I was out browsing the local pet store the other day and while the flipping ferrets and rascally rodents were cute, I have to say it was the African Rock Python that really stole my heart. I bought it and brought it home to play with the kids and my puppy and while they played unsupervised together out in the living room, I updated my facebook profile and did some research on my new baby that I affectionately named “Sweetie”.

I found some very useful info from a website called Bushveld about my recent purchase. The Rock python is Africa’s largest snake. The rock python eats mammals and birds, refrigerators and small moving trucks. Fantastically, the thing can lay up to 100 tennis-sized eggs. Just imagine 100 of these babies slithering around town!