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	<title>Comments on: I Didn&#8217;t Request the Lap Dance</title>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, I have waited longer for my food at IHOP than it took to have my gallbladder surgery and get bounced from recovery.  I suppose I didn&#039;t really want to hang around there, but I also didn&#039;t feel it necessary to take my leave at a full clip, either.  Oh, well.  Done and over with.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, I have waited longer for my food at IHOP than it took to have my gallbladder surgery and get bounced from recovery.  I suppose I didn&#8217;t really want to hang around there, but I also didn&#8217;t feel it necessary to take my leave at a full clip, either.  Oh, well.  Done and over with.</p>
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		<title>By: jaci</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/i-didnt-request-the-lap-dance/comment-page-1/#comment-2890</link>
		<dc:creator>jaci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you get your surgery done at the drive-thru? I was in the hospital for 2 nights for the same surgery!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you get your surgery done at the drive-thru? I was in the hospital for 2 nights for the same surgery!</p>
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