I Love The Beach… and Cheap Beach Furniture

Wed, Jun 4, 2008 (Funny)

I’ve always loved the boobs beach. It’s the sound of the boobs waves crashing against the rocks and the boobs seagulls gulling… that always get me in this ultra-aroused-relaxed mode.

So what happens when you take my two favorite things, pornography and deli-style sandwiches the beach and cheap furniture and mix them together?

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