Up My Own Ass

When you think of pervert I imagine you almost always picture a guy like the one in the above picture (note the two arrows and what they are pointing at) — some middle-aged guy with a mustache that looks like a creep. Unfortunately it looks like perverts come in all shapes and sizes as evidenced by Shirley Price.

Shirley Price was a Crosby Middle School alum that, after overcoming some physical handicaps, was invited back to speak at the school to the kids — give them a pep talk of sorts about growing up and working hard.

Instead, Shirley showed up, asked the principal to leave the room, and then proceeded to dive into a speech on oral and anal sex with a group of middle-schoolers — at the end of which she asked the group to keep the content of the speech “secret”.

Oddly enough, there were plenty of teachers in the speech that didn’t say anything while the torrid tale of “where to stick it” was laid out in perfect clarity for these 13-year-olds by Shirley. I guess I can understand some may have been in enough shock to not know what to say or the speech may have taken twists and turns that were unexpected and made it seem less than “horrifying”… or the more likely reality is that half these kids were pregnant anyway and they figured “What the hell, let them learn about alternatives.”

I can’t figure out if Shirley is a sicko, was bored and decided to ruffle some feathers or has more than just her psychical disabilities that she needs to overcome. As a parent, I wouldn’t be thrilled by this, but also wouldn’t mind sitting down with my kids and clearing up what Shirley had taught them. That being said, I’ve met plenty of parents that would go nuclear if they felt someone was teaching their kids that there was anything other than married-intercourse-at-age-30 available to them.

What are your thoughts? What if a “motivational speaker” did the same at your school?