Kate Moss is Ugly… Anyone Can Be Beautiful

Mon, Nov 3, 2008 (Celebrities)

Break it Down Blog did a piece early this year called “There Are No Ugly Women” and then pointed at 9 before-and-after shots of contestants from the show The Swan.

The results are incredible.

Every woman that started off as “unhelp-able” in my limited capacity to judge this type of stuff, ended up looking at least “beautiful” and at most “hot” by the time the show was done with them.

This brings me to the recent snaps of European super model Kate Moss at Halloween:

It is pretty incredible what some makeup, a cute outfit and a damn good photographer can do for you. Consider a typical Kate Moss shot:

… quite a bit of difference some airbrushing can make, no?

So next time you look in the mirror and get critical of yourself, cut yourself some slack… no one looks like this*

* I do sometimes, but don’t beat yourself up… it is abnormal how good-looking I am. I’ve actually killed elderly people that have caught a sideways glance at me without proper preparation.

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3 Responses to “Kate Moss is Ugly… Anyone Can Be Beautiful”

  1. Bel Says:

    She is pretty, only thing is the pic wasn’t good or she was in a bad day. Everyone has a bad day, even when they are stunning. And either you are a jealous bitch or just a cockless nerd who needs to pull ppl down to feel good about yourself.

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  2. Patrick Says:

    Or she is a too skinny hag who cakes on make up and gets airbrushed to hell to look better. Judging by the no-make up shots above I think my theory is the correct one. Of course I must not have a dick if my opinion on beauty differs from yours right?

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  3. redrobbo Says:

    She is simply not ‘pretty’. There are 1000’s of much prettier girls many of whom simply wouldn’t take a bad photo. Kate’s got sharp features – distinctive yes, but not pretty.

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