Up My Own Ass

Break it Down Blog did a piece early this year called “There Are No Ugly Women” and then pointed at 9 before-and-after shots of contestants from the show The Swan.

The results are incredible.

Every woman that started off as “unhelp-able” in my limited capacity to judge this type of stuff, ended up looking at least “beautiful” and at most “hot” by the time the show was done with them.

This brings me to the recent snaps of European super model Kate Moss at Halloween:

It is pretty incredible what some makeup, a cute outfit and a damn good photographer can do for you. Consider a typical Kate Moss shot:

… quite a bit of difference some airbrushing can make, no?

So next time you look in the mirror and get critical of yourself, cut yourself some slack… no one looks like this*

* I do sometimes, but don’t beat yourself up… it is abnormal how good-looking I am. I’ve actually killed elderly people that have caught a sideways glance at me without proper preparation.