Up My Own Ass

What makes someone awesome? How would you describe the ethereal state that is: being awesome?

You might think it has to do with good looks, money, maybe athletic ability? I think it has more to do with incredible comprehension skills, strategic thinking and basic motor functions.

This is Charles Ray Fuller a Dallas man who is awesome.

Charles… Charlie… Chuck was arrested for trying to cash a check for $360 billion at his local Chase bank. When the clerk decided it was a bit suspicious that Charles has a check written out for the GDP of France, he called the cops.

When the cops showed up, they arrested Charles (boo!) who explained that the check was:

… given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business.

and then charged with forgery, possession of a weapon and marijuana. How do you top that? The only thing I can really come up with is walking into the White House, wearing a giant squirrel suite, demanding that you want to be president, with pockets full of bullets and books like “A Friendly Guide to Managing Your Blinding Rage”… maybe that would top what Charles did.