Up My Own Ass

You know, this could have been a perfect example of instant karma.

For those who don’t particularly give a shit, this is Miss California – Carrie Prejean – who recently found 15 seconds of notoriety by declaring herself a staunch homophobe at the Miss USA pageant.  She made it to the top 5, and was answering the question posed by Perez Hilton regarding whether or not each state should make the decision to legalize same sex marriage.

She said – and I am paraphrasing here – that “it’s great that people get to choose, but in HER country marriage is between a man and woman.”

Her country?  Wait…

So, anyway, Perez managed to stifle his urge to rip her jugular out through her throat, and she ended up finishing in second place.

Now, I ax ya…how the hell does she get to make moral judgement calls for an entire nation when she’s got her titties hanging out?  This is a perfect example of how indescriminately people bandy about the word “Christian” to describe themselves…Oh, so you were a “Christian” when you were standing on the stage telling the world that God hates gay people…well then, what were you the day you posed for this titty shot?

Jesus Loves Boobies!

No instant karma here because she gets to keep the title of Miss Tit-ifornia.  She said her titties were out because it was a windy day.