Up My Own Ass

Yes folks, one-stop shopping has reached an all-time peak. Now you can get two of god’s greatest gifts on this morbidly obese, deep-fried green earth in one delectable wrapper: Krispy Kreme donuts and bacon cheeseburgers. I can die (of cardiac arrest) and go to heaven now. Or…wherever…since consuming one of these is probably akin to suicide.

I don’t care!

I will eat the cheesy sweetness until my arteries do runneth over. I will die with a smile on my face, and frosting on my fingers!

If you don’t believe people would actually eat this, you can see it for yourself here. Apparently the minor league baseball team in Missouri is so bad, they have to serve these babies up at their games to make a name for themselves. Of course, I don’t know that serving up a guaranteed heart attack or diabetic coma is the best way to grow or retain your limited fan base but…who am I to judge. I have a burger to eat. Mmmmm!