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	<title>Comments on: Mr. Whipple Needs to Whip Some Ass&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I get SO pissed off in line at the store...not so much the &quot;being in line&quot; part as much as the other people that try their DAMNEDEST not to have to wait...I can forgive the old woman, fine, she&#039;s old and entitled...but the lady in the cableknit sweater REALLY pissed me off...I mean, she honestly felt like her grocery shopping was more important and more urgent than everyone else&#039;s...GRRRRRR.  I hope she gets explosive diarrhea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I get SO pissed off in line at the store&#8230;not so much the &#8220;being in line&#8221; part as much as the other people that try their DAMNEDEST not to have to wait&#8230;I can forgive the old woman, fine, she&#8217;s old and entitled&#8230;but the lady in the cableknit sweater REALLY pissed me off&#8230;I mean, she honestly felt like her grocery shopping was more important and more urgent than everyone else&#8217;s&#8230;GRRRRRR.  I hope she gets explosive diarrhea.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damnit, I was hoping the italicized part really happened.

I always get stuck behind the old woman writing a check. It&#039;s uncanny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damnit, I was hoping the italicized part really happened.</p>
<p>I always get stuck behind the old woman writing a check. It&#8217;s uncanny.</p>
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