Up My Own Ass

Well for any rabbit-lovers out there, this story is going to suck. It seems that giant German rabbits are being bread by a award-winning large-rabbit breader Karl Szmolinsky to help feed the impoverished North Koreans. This is like Cute Overload meets… The Hills Have Eyes…

I’ll be honest with you… when I think of starvation, impoverished nation or even… a good hearty breakfast, eating giant, nuclear-bred rabbits never came to mind. The downside to radioactive super-rabbits is that now Germany is on the hook to grow giant carrots to feed the house-sized animals.

Give it a couple of years… some serious in-breeding and you have yourself some blood-thirsty breed of rabbit that is no longer satisfied by the orange-y failure known as carrots. I think we’ve been down this road before… and we all saw what happened:

That picture right there… is from the bible, the dude on the left is Jesus. That is what most of the bible is about… Jesus fighting wave after wave of super-rabbits. You should read it some time.