Up My Own Ass

Extrawhoredinary had a great post about an up-and-coming model Dasha Astafieva that apparently Hugh Hefner (creator of Playboy) has taken quite a liking to.

The fact that Dasha looks nothing like any of the other 50%-fake-and-blond mascots that Hefner usually surrounds himself with makes me think he’s a changed man… “changed” in the sense that I would kill a box full of doe-eyed puppies just to trade lives with him I mean… so actually I have no idea if he’s changed or not, but I still cry when I see what his day-to-day life is like.

We recently did a scientific analysis of breasts, specifically fake-breasts, to point out that bigger isn’t always better… it’s really the quality that is important and I think adding topless photos of Dasha to the mix here is just more science that we can use to make our point… if you don’t agree or think this was done in bad taste, you can just go straight to hell… just all right to hell.