Generally speaking, I don’t spend a whole lot of time waxing political. I think the subject is boring and I would rather talk about lip gloss. That being said, what the hell is with this Sarah Palin trick?
Seriously, she is being touted as a maverick that’s going to bring a little spice to the McCain campaign, but is she? I don’t think so.
I think maybe he just pulled her name out of a random politician generator, or perhaps he lost a bet…who knows, but this bitch is the LAST person I want to see “a heartbeat away” from being the boss of me and everyone else in the United States.
First, I don’t like the looks of her. She looks exactly like everyone’s worst boss. You know, that bitch who was nice to your face, but then turned around and started some shitty rumor about your attitude and singlehandedly and permanently shitcanned your chances of ever getting promoted, and THEN had the umitigated gaul to ask you, “how ARE you?” the next time she saw you.
Second, I don’t trust her. I was reading up on her on Wikipedia, and it mentions that her nickname in high school was “Sarah Barracuda” in the same sentence as it mentions that she was the team prayer leader. That must have gone something like this…”God, please let the other team die, or at least lose and get diarrhea and syphilis. Amen.”
In addition to coming across as an untrustworthy liar, the sum total of her political experience is just slightly less impressive than the assistant mine inspector of East Jesus Nowhere. Elephants are pregnant longer than she’s been governor of Alaska.
In true vaginal style, she seems to thrive on conflict. After landing the mayoral gig in Asscrack, Alaska (at the suggestion of some ladies from the PTA), she pretty much fired every city employee on the grounds that they did not support her politically, and she instituted a policy that required her approval before anyone under her in the chain of command could speak to members of the press. I guess only CERTAIN constitutional amendments are worth acknowledging…primarily those that involve firearms.
Had anyone been able to pry the gun from her cold, manicured hand, she might have noticed that her daughter was playing “swallow the sausage” with Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel and, as you already know, is five months pregnant with his young’n. I think it’s a wonderful testament to the importance of family unity and values that Sarah Palin threw her pregnant, underage daughter under the gnashing wheels of the scandal bus in order to save her own ass…”You SEE, Trig CAN’T be Bristol’s son because she was ALREADY PREGNANT when he was BORN!” She just wasn’t going to mention that slight detail until… *counts on fingers*… a few months AFTER the election.
Furthermore, does anyone want to give control of this nation to someone with children named Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig? I rest my case.
I make it no secret that I am an Obama girl, and I think the fact that McCain chose Palin as his running mate shows poor discretion and judgment as well as being a hasty attempt at gaining market share with the lady voters. Frankly, I would rather have Penn and Teller running the country than McCain and Palin.
God bless America. Vote for Obama.
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6. September 2008 at 1:02 pm
Well said. I hate that she looks like Tina Fey. If she becomes VP I’ll probably start hating Fey, and that will suck. Plus, Palin sounds like Marge Gunderson, which is incredibly distracting.
19. September 2008 at 10:59 am
Lovin’ it! LOL! Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel…So hot.
1. October 2008 at 3:21 pm
It is the idiots like you all that give Democrats a bad name. I bet if Hillary was on the Democratic ticket and was attacked the way you all have attacked Palin, you would be screaming bloody murder. Palin has more experience than Obama and you all want to elect him…..good reasoning. I think I speak for all americans when I say that I want that type of thinking running this country. No wonder you all have been as worthless as one legged dog in running Congress. You all should try taking you head out of your rear because no doubt you all have been talking a bunch of **** and you pretty much smell like it too.
2. October 2008 at 10:19 am
hey whatajoke, if you notice Hillary’s NOT on the ticket, and for good reason, because a lot of us don’t like her either, funny though how you’ll support your affiliated party choosing a candidate just to get the swing vote of dem feminist. And yeah the congress is a piece of crap right now, which I’ a little ticked off about, they would rather prove a point by letting Bush totally screw the country up, so their party will win the next election. Nothing the repugs wouldn’t pull
2. October 2008 at 12:55 pm
@the man, agree on all accounts. Not sure how much time you’ve gotten to watch the debates or TV interviews, but it’s also maddening to watch them answer questions in the typical “run around the question” fashion that politicians do.
2. October 2008 at 1:52 pm
The draw back to comparing Palin to Clinton the fact that Clinton actually has much of the experience that Palin claims unsuccessfully to have.
And saying Palin has more experience than Obama is just stupidity in any light. She may be Governor of Alaska but she has no experience in the national realm. I note that she thinks living close to Canada and Russia qualify her as foreign policy expert. If that is the case then I have more experience than she does because I have actually visited more foreign countries than she has. And I live pretty close to Mexico.
Maybe McCain should make me secretary of state huh? Because by your definition I am very qualified.
2. October 2008 at 10:37 pm
Hey Whatajoke! What an aptly chosen handle. You really got me good with those harsh, biting comments. Now, when you say, “you have been as worthless as one legged dog,” are you referring to one dog WITH legs, or are you just stupid? I am banking on the latter. In any case, thanks for the input. Oh, and just for the record…you don’t speak for all Americans. That would require lucidity, sentience, and a writing level above the first grade.
Big Kisses!!!
16. February 2009 at 3:40 pm
Ok – I LOVE Katie. My new hero. I have been laughing my ass off all day here. I can’t wait to waste countless hours of worktime here….
16. February 2009 at 3:57 pm
Thank you, General Bunnyclaw…I love you, too!