Redneck Woman Clarified Why Obama Would be a Bad President

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… that title is a bit misleading, let’s try this one:

Redneck woman, barely able to speak, tried to explain that Obama is an unsuitable president because of his name… because aye-rabs are cutting soldiers heads off in Iraq.

It’s pretty much iron-clad, I get that, what I also appreciate is how these redneck’s accents are so thick you can barely understand them, but I’m guessing probably also part of a group that is the loudest protesters against Ebonics… cause that would drag down society. Fortunately for them, rampant incest picks society back up by it’s bootstraps and sets it right.

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5 Comments For This Post

daprincess Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 6:09 pm

that was terrifying.

Editor Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Totally agree, not even sure what to make of it. I didn’t know people like that still existed, and now I’m really scared to find out they do, and they have all sorts of opinions based on solid science and research.

I want to buy her a shirt: “Science, what’s it ever done for us?”

daprincess Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 6:32 pm

i hate to say it but she kinda reminds me of my grandparents’ neighbor in Blue Grass, Iowa. let me paint a picture for you: there’s corn, one stop light, only white people drinking busch light and the n-word flows freely. it’s why i have them come visit ME. ignorant people are everywhere and they need to stop inbreeding. literally-their neighbor molested his step daughters. there’s no rules with the rednecks.

Editor Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 7:54 pm

When they visit do they bring their habbits with them (like N-word-everything?), like you are sitting in a Starbucks and they can’t help but use it freely like it’s no problem?

I think I’d melt into my seat… but family is family, that’s tough

daprincess Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 8:01 pm

my grandparents are alcoholics and thereby lack any motivation for hate; it takes too much effort—that may discount a potential drinking buddy. i <3 them. however, their friends (including apparently, my aunt’s boyfriend-as told in a story by my mother) have no problem dropping the n-bomb. but i’ll tell you this: i’m a big enough liberal, human rights for all, abrasive, outspoken cunt that they wouldn’t DARE say that shit around me or i would open a can of verbal whoopass. nobody in my family wants that. and they know better…:-D it pays to be an evil cunt.

daprincess Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 6:09 pm
that was terrifying.
Editor Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Totally agree, not even sure what to make of it. I didn’t know people like that still existed, and now I’m really scared to find out they do, and they have all sorts of opinions based on solid science and research.

I want to buy her a shirt: “Science, what’s it ever done for us?”
daprincess Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i hate to say it but she kinda reminds me of my grandparents’ neighbor in Blue Grass, Iowa. let me paint a picture for you: there’s corn, one stop light, only white people drinking busch light and the n-word flows freely. it’s why i have them come visit ME. ignorant people are everywhere and they need to stop inbreeding. literally-their neighbor molested his step daughters. there’s no rules with the rednecks.
Editor Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 7:54 pm
When they visit do they bring their habbits with them (like N-word-everything?), like you are sitting in a Starbucks and they can’t help but use it freely like it’s no problem?

I think I’d melt into my seat… but family is family, that’s tough
daprincess Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 8:01 pm
my grandparents are alcoholics and thereby lack any motivation for hate; it takes too much effort—that may discount a potential drinking buddy. i <3 them. however, their friends (including apparently, my aunt’s boyfriend-as told in a story by my mother) have no problem dropping the n-bomb. but i’ll tell you this: i’m a big enough liberal, human rights for all, abrasive, outspoken cunt that they wouldn’t DARE say that shit around me or i would open a can of verbal whoopass. nobody in my family wants that. and they know better…:-D it pays to be an evil cunt.

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