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		<title>By: Patrick</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-3180</link>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually,You&#039;re Retarded, the little boy wanted her to look nice for Jesus if she died that night. &quot;I want her to look beautiful if Momma meets Jesus tonight.” Way to pay attention. Next time maybe you should have your nine year old read it to you before you post. But hey, way to ineffectively dis someone with barely readable sentences and needless profanity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually,You&#8217;re Retarded, the little boy wanted her to look nice for Jesus if she died that night. &#8220;I want her to look beautiful if Momma meets Jesus tonight.” Way to pay attention. Next time maybe you should have your nine year old read it to you before you post. But hey, way to ineffectively dis someone with barely readable sentences and needless profanity.</p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-3179</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re retarded, I wouldn&#039;t DREAM of deleting your comment.  It&#039;s entirely too hilarious.

Since You&#039;re retarded and This is gay are obviously the same person, I need only comment once.

I am not a dick, I am an insufferable, unforgiving bitch.  Everyone loves me.  Christmas wouldn&#039;t even HAPPEN without me.  That&#039;s how important I am.  

Judging by your ridiculously foul language, you must have some sort of axe to grind.  Was this song written about YOU?  Are you the dirty little boy child trying to panhandle some hooker shoes for your dying mother?

You poor, poor dear.  I could have just given you my OWN dead mother&#039;s whore shoes.

Merry Christmas!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re retarded, I wouldn&#8217;t DREAM of deleting your comment.  It&#8217;s entirely too hilarious.</p>
<p>Since You&#8217;re retarded and This is gay are obviously the same person, I need only comment once.</p>
<p>I am not a dick, I am an insufferable, unforgiving bitch.  Everyone loves me.  Christmas wouldn&#8217;t even HAPPEN without me.  That&#8217;s how important I am.  </p>
<p>Judging by your ridiculously foul language, you must have some sort of axe to grind.  Was this song written about YOU?  Are you the dirty little boy child trying to panhandle some hooker shoes for your dying mother?</p>
<p>You poor, poor dear.  I could have just given you my OWN dead mother&#8217;s whore shoes.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
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		<title>By: You're retarded</title>
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		<dc:creator>You're retarded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It doesn&#039;t even say he went to the mall or rode the bus, or that his mother was an invalid. dumbass. she was fucking dying. She didn&#039;t want the shoes, you stupid fuck. the little boy wanted her to have something nice before she died. Listen to the shit before you start spouting retarted shit out all over the internet. and why is the nice man who&#039;d help a poor child an asshole?? You&#039;re an asshole. get over yourself, cunt. I bet u wanna delete this so you don&#039;t look like a tard in front of your &quot;friends.&quot; Pay attention to shit before you act like a dumbass. my 9 year old son pays more attention than you! He&#039;s probably smarter too. lol. Dumbass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It doesn&#8217;t even say he went to the mall or rode the bus, or that his mother was an invalid. dumbass. she was fucking dying. She didn&#8217;t want the shoes, you stupid fuck. the little boy wanted her to have something nice before she died. Listen to the shit before you start spouting retarted shit out all over the internet. and why is the nice man who&#8217;d help a poor child an asshole?? You&#8217;re an asshole. get over yourself, cunt. I bet u wanna delete this so you don&#8217;t look like a tard in front of your &#8220;friends.&#8221; Pay attention to shit before you act like a dumbass. my 9 year old son pays more attention than you! He&#8217;s probably smarter too. lol. Dumbass!</p>
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		<title>By: This is gay</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-3176</link>
		<dc:creator>This is gay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh get real. ya&#039;ll r dumb. Oh boo hoo. I have to be a dick because no one loves me at Christmas. Maybe it will make people think I&#039;m a badass. Good luck with that, you disrespectful, souless crazy lady!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh get real. ya&#8217;ll r dumb. Oh boo hoo. I have to be a dick because no one loves me at Christmas. Maybe it will make people think I&#8217;m a badass. Good luck with that, you disrespectful, souless crazy lady!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-715</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, C.J., I am nothing if not anger-filled...happy holidays!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, C.J., I am nothing if not anger-filled&#8230;happy holidays!</p>
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		<title>By: C.J.</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-714</link>
		<dc:creator>C.J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha...go Katie!!  Nothing like a good anger-filled rant to get the pot stirrin&#039;...excellent!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha&#8230;go Katie!!  Nothing like a good anger-filled rant to get the pot stirrin&#8217;&#8230;excellent!!</p>
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		<title>By: Patrick</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-706</link>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate that fucking song. The end.</description>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-702</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah...that&#039;s the one.  thanks for making me have to kick my dog...nice.  REAL NICE.

And who the hell put that friggin&#039; montage together????  

Mazel Tov.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah&#8230;that&#8217;s the one.  thanks for making me have to kick my dog&#8230;nice.  REAL NICE.</p>
<p>And who the hell put that friggin&#8217; montage together????  </p>
<p>Mazel Tov.</p>
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		<title>By: Editor</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-699</link>
		<dc:creator>Editor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, just for the record, I had no idea what song you were talking about... is it this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PVV5wrz2I

I&#039;ve never heard that song, but I have since filed it in the &quot;reasons I might punch someone in the eyes&quot; category.

I think this, and Fruitcakes, might motivate me to become Jewish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, just for the record, I had no idea what song you were talking about&#8230; is it this one?<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PVV5wrz2I" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PVV5wrz2I</a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never heard that song, but I have since filed it in the &#8220;reasons I might punch someone in the eyes&#8221; category.</p>
<p>I think this, and Fruitcakes, might motivate me to become Jewish.</p>
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		<title>By: Mikal</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-693</link>
		<dc:creator>Mikal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow...I had no idea how much you hated that song.  I&#039;m glad I kept the receipt. ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230;I had no idea how much you hated that song.  I&#8217;m glad I kept the receipt. <img src='http://www.upmyownass.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
		<link>http://www.upmyownass.com/simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime/comment-page-1/#comment-692</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s like therapy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s like therapy!</p>
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		<title>By: G</title>
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		<dc:creator>G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol, omfg. So wrong...but so right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, omfg. So wrong&#8230;but so right.</p>
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