Up My Own Ass

He said “Bitch”.

Have you ever tried to look up a reasonable answer to a reasonable question online? Especially in instances where time is of the essence, like say when ohhhh I don’t know, your ROOMMATE SEWS HER FINGER WITH THE SEWING MACHINE, or the BOYFRIEND MELTS HIS HAND TO THE OVEN BURNER (true stories). This used to be a fairly quick, simple, efficient, and highly informative with valuable wisdom-filled process.

ENTER the advent of YAHOO QUESTIONS. I don’t know when this shit started popping up on my top google hits instead of viable medical resources, or at the least anything written by anyone other than pimple-faced teenagers whose best, um, like, contributions are “idk wot it coud b…u shud go see ur doctro”. WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOCTRO??? And like, if you don’t know the ANSWER, why are you even responding to the QUESTION? Or  a better question, what the hell am I doing on this site?? Yahoofrigginanswers…worst invention since mosquitoes.

Anyway, the problem in addition to the morons answering the questions are some of the moron questions themselves. Fortunately, we have the man, the myth, the legend – RBX to lay the muthafuckin smackdown on these dumbasses. At least if he can’t singlehandedly purify my internet airwaves or bleach my google searches of this nonsense, at least I know he’s taking a good hour out of his day to pontificate on the many ways in which these people are genetically and intellectually inferior.