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Oh, I’m Thankful
Well children, it’s that time of the year where you sit at a long banquet table with relatives you know about as well as the guy who washed your windshield at the Chevron last Tuesday and you spout contrived, cliche’ bullshit about what it is you are supposed to be thankful for. Great!!! In the spirit of the season I thought I would give [...]
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
A few things to consider on this fine day in this amazing economic state we’re in nowadays… Retirement plans compared… If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had [...]
Continue reading...Will 18-Year-Olds Finally be Able to Enjoy a Refreshing Beer?
Friday, August 22, 2008
College presidents across the country are hooking up to debate an age old question: at what age does all hope vanish, only to be replaced with depressive and severe trouble drinking? Is it 18? Or is it 21? All anyone knows for certain is that ages 19 and 20 can just fuck right off. There’s [...]
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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