Up My Own Ass

I Am Not Looking for the Holy Grail but Walmart Seems to Think I Am

It is a well known fact that our country is currently in dire straights economically. There are many reasons for this from unchecked corporate spending to bad tax policies but I think one reason that is overlooked is the fact that shopping is a huge pain in the ass and stores never have what you [...]

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Mr. Whipple Needs to Whip Some Ass…

I was just at the grocery store at 5:30 p.m.  That was my tactical error.  I don’t work a traditional work week and I am not bound by the confines of a schedule that allows me only a brief “on my way home” window in which to buy groceries.  I don’t know what I was [...]

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Bitch.

The beautiful part about being able to post on this website is that you can tell anyone you want to go fuck themselves.  Case in point:  (and I really hope it plays) phone-message.wav This is what was waiting to greet my friend when she got to work on Tuesday morning. Here is the backstory:  Dumb bitch changed her [...]

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