Up My Own Ass

Extreme Makeover: Don’t Piss On My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining Edition

As you may or may not recall, I posted a rant on this site – which is no longer available – regarding this particular episode of Extreme Makeover.  Specifically, I wondered, quite astutely, how anyone really could allow their family to live like this.  After 6 months of this post floating adrift in a vast cybersea, [...]

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California Reamin’…

Now, I had originally typed this post in a fit of rage over this exchange I had with this woefully misguided girl on whether or not gay marriage should be recognized.  She even went so far as sending me a message on Facebook telling me that she’s “sorry that I have been rejected by the [...]

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Christian Bale Isn’t a Douche

Thanks to Marc Chung for renewing my faith in all things Christian Bale. You inevitably read about his huge freak-out on the set of Terminator 4 at the director of photography (DP), Shane Hurlbut, for fucking with the lights during the filming of a scene… what you didn’t know is that apparently the DP is a [...]

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Redneck Woman Clarified Why Obama Would be a Bad President

… that title is a bit misleading, let’s try this one: Redneck woman, barely able to speak, tried to explain that Obama is an unsuitable president because of his name… because aye-rabs are cutting soldiers heads off in Iraq. It’s pretty much iron-clad, I get that, what I also appreciate is how these redneck’s accents are so [...]

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