Up My Own Ass

God, I Hate These Smarmy Atheists!

Atheism used to be just about not believing. Steve Perry would sing, “Don’t stop believin’,” atheists would answer, “Screw you, big nose,” and that was the extent of the rebellion. “Sorry, Mr. or Mrs. Religious Person. I’m busy baking muffins and I’m a non-believer. Good day.” That was it. These days it’s gotta be a whole dog and [...]

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Yes, Virginia, There is a Liberal Media Bias

I had planned on writing something silly today. Maybe something about the Swedish bestiality ring that they just busted. Perhaps something cute about the former American Idol contestant who killed herself in front of Paula Abdul’s house. Or how the “secret” in Victoria’s Secret is apparently formaldehyde. But  I decided it was high time this soldier wrote about [...]

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