Up My Own Ass

Dear Rihanna…

Okay, I know this subject has been acknowledged by this thread already, but I feel like beating a dead horse.  Wait, did I really just type that? Okay, tasteless as that may seem, I am laying this one out.  This pisses me off.  I don’t know her from Adam’s housecat, but I know enough to know [...]

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Panda BEAR… Dumbass….

Any story that starts out like this is going to be awesome: BEIJING (AP) — A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear’s enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday. Don’t fall for their wily woman panda ways! Or you’ll end [...]

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