Up My Own Ass

Jedi Mind Tricks 101: You Will Give Me a Free Cruise…

I am a cruise travel agent. I spend all day every day telling people to go on cruises, and which ones to go on. As such, I am a pretty darn valuable asset to a cruise line. I’m also the type of person that if I’m not happy, you’re not happy (aka Only Child). In high [...]

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