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It’s an Inspirational Time…
The election is past us now (thank GOD will you MORONpeople stop calling my CELLPHONE now and wasting my MINUTES!?), and I’ve been in a reflective mood since that fateful night. Like, why the hell did boyfriend and I just spend $14 on two shots of tequila and two chasers at the election night party, only [...]
Continue reading...CMAs Still On - Democrats Remain Orgasmic About Obama Victory
Monday, November 10, 2008
After much deliberation, the Country Music Association has decided that the show must go on. Despite the tragedy of Barack Obama’s victory in last week’s presidential election, the CMA Awards will go on as planned on November 12. American Idol minx Carrie Underwood, and a piece of paisley fabric apparently, will host the awards that will [...]
Continue reading...States to Vote on Incest and Bestiality
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The religious right tried to warn us, but some of us - I’m looking at you Massachusetts and California (good thing I’m cross eyed) - didn’t listen. That slippery slope that everyone laughed at, the one about gay marriage leading to things like incest and bestiality, is now a serious possibility. Some states, probably New York [...]
Continue reading...Whatcha Gonna Do When the Bradley Effect Runs Wild on You?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
As American blacks and the white “LOL” generation break out the confetti and party hats over the seemingly inevitable election of the first black president since Bill Clinton, the McCain campaign, after having another one of their “What the hell did we do?” meetings over the Arizona senator’s ridiculous VP choice, has discovered an interesting [...]
Continue reading...U.S. Cities Preparing for the Obama Riots
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Cities around the U.S. have begun taking precautions, including hiring extra law enforcement, to prepare for the inevitable riots after the presidential election on November 4. One official, who wished to remain anonymous, said that “those people” will riot and loot on a whim, and that it will happen regardless of the Election Day outcome. “If [...]
Continue reading...1-2-3-4! Let’s start a race war!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
If he doesn’t just sit around his cell all day singing “Garbage Dump” and he actually reads a newspaper now and then, Charles Manson could very well be laughing his swastika-carved ass off right now. For “Helter Skelter,” ole crazy’s 1969 vision of a Revelations-like war between black and white America, just might come into [...]
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
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