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Selma Blair’s Bedroom Eyes Made me Flacid

I like to help people when I can… no scratch that… I like to help humanity when I can, which is always. That’s the way I roll. Given that (and my ripped abs), when you think of the phrase “bedroom eyes”, like “Jennifer is giving me her bedroom eyes”, do you think of a sultry sexy look, [...]

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Breaking News: Fake Breasts Aren’t Automatically Nice Breasts

First off, I like boobs… big fan of the things. You can’t cut anything with them, peel vegatables or really even use them to hold anything, but if you’ve ever gotten a chance to spend time with them, they just seem smart. Honestly I meet very few people that dislike boobs. Men and women alike seem [...]

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Britney Spears Looses Weight… Only Costs $22,000 a Month

Every wondered what the secret to loosing baby-fat was after a pregnancy? Well here it is: $22,000/mo on professionals helping you I don’t want to hear any bitching and whining, I’ve given you the solution now you just have to have the commitment and will-power to implement it! It seems this is what Britney Spears is spending a [...]

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