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Some Mighty Big Shoes to Fill…

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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This just in…the remains of an alleged Bigfoot have been revealed by two apparent fucktards from Georgia.  (fucktards not pictured) A press conference held today at Happy Hank’s motor lodge in You’ve-got-to-be-fucking-me, California revealed that the photo of a carcass that was originally thought to be Ron Jeremy, status post drinking binge, is – in fact [...]

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Just kicking back and relaxing in a Tokyo wave pool…

Saturday, August 16, 2008

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Imagine lifeguarding for this pool!?

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Amy Winehouse is ALL WASHED UP!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Singer Amy Winehouse was caught sunbathing by paparazzi at a beach house in the Hamptons this weekend. Absent of her signature ratty pubic-hair wig, heavy eyeliner and bright red lipstick, endearing track marks, and incontinence undergarment, fans of the much-troubled songstress have been all abuzz over these revealing photos. Is that a baby bump we’re seeing? Looks [...]

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My Hair is a Bird, Therefor Your Argument is Invalid

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Holy piss-roosters… is this the new internet fad that will replace lolcats? Who knows, but it constantly amazes me that people have such random senses of humor, that I find it so funny and that they spent that much time with Photoshop to illustrate it for us. Go internet…

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Low Self Esteem? Tongue ring? Try a Scar Tattoo!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

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Do you like tattoos, and not just lower-back tattoos on women? The one on the left looks pretty cool doesn’t it? I think the bamboo signifies freedom, spiritual awareness and understanding. I also like the nice touch of the classic ink on the arm, it says: I like to be different, but I also like to [...]

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God Punishes Republicans for Bush… with Ants

Thursday, May 15, 2008

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It seems that Texas is having a problem because of their infidel beliefs and rampant republican population… God has sent them a plague. This plague is in the form of ultra-small, fuzzy and “crazy” ants. The crazy part comes from their complete lack of coordination and team effort; they more or less run around “crazy” and [...]

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1 Fish, 2 Fish, 3 Fish, Satan-Fish

Thursday, May 1, 2008

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When you think of swimming in the Congo, what do you imagine it to be like? I picture it a lot like the movie Piranha. Muddy water, tropical forest growing god-only-knows what kind of creatures in it and that is the one day you decide to go skinny dipping with a friend. Why not… she’s [...]

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North Korean Food Shortage Solved: Giant Rabbits

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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Well for any rabbit-lovers out there, this story is going to suck. It seems that giant German rabbits are being bread by a award-winning large-rabbit breader Karl Szmolinsky to help feed the impoverished North Koreans. This is like Cute Overload meets… The Hills Have Eyes… I’ll be honest with you… when I think of starvation, impoverished [...]

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Giant African Land Snail

Monday, April 28, 2008

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About.com has a little gallery of Scary Exotic Pet Pictures, and while I didn’t really find most of them too scary… this one was a shocker. This giant shelled bringer of disease and doom is a Giant African Land Snail, and it would probably kill you for no other reason than it was bored, and you [...]

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