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Playboy Blah Blah Dasha Astafieva Blah Blah BOOBS

Friday, August 15, 2008

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Extrawhoredinary had a great post about an up-and-coming model Dasha Astafieva that apparently Hugh Hefner (creator of Playboy) has taken quite a liking to. The fact that Dasha looks nothing like any of the other 50%-fake-and-blond mascots that Hefner usually surrounds himself with makes me think he’s a changed man… “changed” in the sense that I [...]

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Breaking News: Fake Breasts Aren’t Automatically Nice Breasts

Friday, August 8, 2008

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First off, I like boobs… big fan of the things. You can’t cut anything with them, peel vegatables or really even use them to hold anything, but if you’ve ever gotten a chance to spend time with them, they just seem smart. Honestly I meet very few people that dislike boobs. Men and women alike seem [...]

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Game Designers Make Games for My Pants

Thursday, July 3, 2008

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Have you ever sat down to play the latest fighter or adventure game, thought it was decent and almost gotten to the point of turning it off until you ran across a character (or characters) in the game that were half-dressed, had giant breasts and suddenly made you want to try and get on your [...]

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Age of Conan Hinders Players Ability to… Adventure

Thursday, June 12, 2008

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A few weeks ago a new MMORPG that may be the best candidate to rival World of Warcraft came out: Age of Conan. One of the big stinks about Age of Conan is that it’s an M-rated adventure game (fuck yes) featuring nudity and extreme gore (and my goddamn g4ngk1ng the mad l00tz!) As with any project [...]

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The Breastford Wives: Where The Hell is this Neighborhood?!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

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So I was browsing around NetFlix, looking for documentaries on space travel, charity work, parenting and knitting when I ran across The Breastford Wives (a knock off of The Stepford Wives… which was arguably no better). The description of the movie is what caught my attention and made me realize this was practically a documentary on [...]

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I Love The Beach… and Cheap Beach Furniture

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

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I’ve always loved the boobs beach. It’s the sound of the boobs waves crashing against the rocks and the boobs seagulls gulling… that always get me in this ultra-aroused-relaxed mode. So what happens when you take my two favorite things, pornography and deli-style sandwiches the beach and cheap furniture and mix them together?

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Age of Conan Helps Motivate Adventurers with Boobs

Saturday, May 24, 2008

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If you were asked what the one thing wrong with World of Warcraft was, you would say: “It has no nudity in it!”, even though you are a pervert, you’d be right. Unfortunately for us, Blizzard has ignored my emails, phone calls and packages full of example renders and mockups, every Wednesday, since launch, requesting that [...]

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Scarlett Johansson to Marry Ryan Reynolds

Monday, May 5, 2008

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News just got out that Ryan Reynolds has proposed to Scarlett Johansson and she has agreed to marry him. I was surprised to see Reynolds move on so quickly from his 27-year engagement to Alanis Morissette to Scarlett. I really felt like he and Alanis had something deep going on… they could appreciate each other as [...]

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