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Sharky, The Pitbull, Has a Bunny (Diabetes Sweetness Warning)

For a while now we’ve known certain things about cats, dogs and bunnies. For one, cats can “has bunnies“. It was only today that I ran across texasgirly1979’s videos on YouTube in which her sweet-as-can-be pitbull, Sharky, has all sorts of friends. First there are pre-bedtime kisses: which somehow led to the bunny sleepy on Sharky’s head: I’m [...]

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Because Nothing Says Emotions Like Pictures of Cute Animals

If you’re like me, sometimes you find yourself in trouble with the significant other, or pissed off at the significant other, or personally wounded by the significant other, in which case nothing says “You should feel bad for hurting my feelings and buy me a yummy snacky treat and rub my feet” like a Sad [...]

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2-Car Pileup Today, Be Safe This Memorial Day

There was a 2-car pileup on the Jefferson Expressway early this morning, police report. Apparently the two drivers were getting off of long shifts at the factory and were unable to stay awake at the wheel. When paramedics found the two drivers they both seemed to be “sleeping peacefully” with no obvious injuries. Upon further investigation [...]

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